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 Some of the things you say really make me wonder if you weren't one of mine....

You would have called me out by now if I were. 

And I had a picture up for days. If that didn't tell you whether or not I was then you just run through too many to keep track of. 

 Would it surprise you if I did?

If you had that many sluts lined up you wouldn't be making posts about masturbating on an anonymous forum. 

 Zing!

Good one.

 You say that as if people who get laid all the time don't still masturbate...

I dunno about you, but no one can get me off quite like I can...

 That's because you only chase after inexperienced, clueless little girls. Being a superficial pissant will take its toll on your sex life, ya know.

Good to know the best lay you've ever experienced was at the behest of your own hand, loser.

 I wouldn't expect you to understand your own ability to find happiness in yourself, as much time as you focus on hating others I know that hate is mostly a hate for yourself. It's ok, I don't judge you for this, it's simply who you are.

But for your clarification, I've been with many great lovers but none (if you know what YOU'RE doing) would ever be able to get you off the way you can. Again that's assuming you have a certain level of self mastery, perhaps you're just clueless as to how to push your own buttons... again I don't judge you for your inadaquacies. It's simply who you are.

 No I didn't say that. I masturbate like anyone else. Would you like me to make a post next time with the details? I'll even change my vibrator batteries just so there's plenty to write about. 

Unless you have prosopagnosia the chances of not remembering the face of someone you called "one of mine" are pretty low. That insinuates ownership and more than a casual one night stand. 

 Yes kitten, do be sure to record your next session for us.

And you'd be surprised... There was a time that I went through a very high number of women in a very short period, multiple women in a single day, some times together...