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 aheyeee yehm goheenguh too keel maheyeesehlfuh

 I wouldn't be surprised if you were raised on Disney channel, cause you're all cutesey.

 even if you do that, what do you think the chances are that you will be born back a human, and even than you would likely end up in china or like africa or something. you should just be content with your weak little lemur love. be yourself mr lemur!! 

 I'm not so sure I believe in the fairytale idea of "true love" but I know people and I know we make a good match, it's practical and she has all of the things I want in a woman.

She's clever, but obediant, loyal, petite, funny, beautiful green eyes, fit, smart, ticklish, beautiful but without being fully in touch with the concept of that, surprisingly sexual, maleable, trusting.

 VAHT DOO JOO NOH AHBAOHT LEEMEHR LAHVUH?!!!!!

i know that behind those beautiful, beady little eyes, you have the brain the size of a walnut. now tell me, sir, how can a brain that size every live up to the measure of love a human brain can generate.

 joo ahehr zee eedeeaht hoo zeenks zat aheyee yehm reelee eh leemehr

 Luna just got burned by the lemur...

 what, you're not a lemur?!

 joo ahehr breetehndeenguh too bee sloh ahz eh meenz vohr trohleenguh