i would 100% gain access to the information, without needing the password. Now you: what do i find on the thumbdrive when i inevitably view the contents?
lemur porn.
Joo ahket laheyeek joo dont laheyeek mee vaht joo ahehr ahlvehz tahlkeenguh ahbahoht mee
Nice. That makes two of us. And good question. What are you hiding, Damaged? I'm anticipating your response to this one.
Because I have have magnaninously decided that a furry prehensile mammal would be rather handy to go and get beers from the fridge and peel grapes for me.
aheyee vood ohnlee doo zaht voor loonah
Thats a shame, then Im afraid Id have to put you out of your misery.
aheyee yehm hahpee zoh
Well then, we will have to cure that.
loozeenguh loonah ehz zee onhlee zeeng zaht vood mehk mee meezehreebehl