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Yeah, that's just it. 50 Shades of Grey was marketed to a mainstream vanilla audience looking to spice up their sex lives. Come at any of those readers with a real whip, and the only thing they're liable to slap you with is a restraining order~ :P

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 Thankfully with a little control, one is able to keep ones ...shall we say.."passtimes" ...out of the way of prying eyes.

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Yeah. 3 cheers for isolated forests and soundproofed walls! :D

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Yeah, but I'm sure there are still times you have to wear long sleeves.

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Heh.

Do you?

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 Only for funerals ...or especially "offiicious" occasions. 

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 abso-fucking-lutely.

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 No.  "I work on cars a lot". :P

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LMAO!

Nice. I'm very modest. :D

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