It would take a lot of hard work, all right, lol.
There you go again, refusing to admit something as simple and bloody common as misreading a comment, to preserve your almighty ego. I am not skewing any meanings- I am calling you on your inability to pick up signals from the opposite sex. You get your wires crossed all the time in that department. However, it is noteworthy that you are doing exactly what you accuse me of: twisting your initial misunderstanding into "I knew that"- not to "hit" me, but to mitigate the shame brought on by how you think such an error would besmirch others' perception of you.
So let's try this again, shall we? She didnt say she wanted to be your master. She was flirting with (or mocking) you by telling you that she wanted you to address yourself as hers, you clueless vanilla. And you blame your inability to get a date on living in Toronto. :p