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I'm gonna go do some axe throwing now.

Do you really throw axes? I throw knives!

I don't- but I used to love to freak out my friends by playing 5-finger fillet with a pocketknife, really fast. :D

I enjoy the wet whack sound of a blade sinking into its target (whether it's wet or not depends on the target).

I use 60 Oz. throwing axes with a tip point.

I've also spent years practicing throwing daggers at targets to my little sisters amusement (she became quite profficient over that time as well).  Got a set of a 100 almost 8 years ago on E-Bay for a few bucks.

I haven't misjudged the distance in quite a while.

Just like the time you avoided getting hit by a car, by doing a super spin cartwheel and twisting in the air above the automobile, then landing on your feet. You are Super Mum.

I did nothing of the sort. I did get hit by the car, and flew back about 5 feet, twisted in some cool way, rolled once, and landed on my feet. :P

The guy was all in "must get you to a hospital" mode, and I kept insisting that I was fine (though in truth I was actually having trouble standing up, as the impact was considerable) That is probably why he asked me if I was stuntsperson. :P My primary concern was to dismiss him- because although I was shaken, I knew I was fine- and I didn't want to ruin a promising evening for nothing.

And what, you never played the knife game when you were a teenager, drinking with your friends? Pussy. :D

I never really played that. I tried it with the eraser on a pencil, I would have destroyed my fingers many times, over different times that are many. So you see, for me to play that for real while I'm drunk, well, I'm not awesome like you Super Mum. You can do anything !

LOL, eraser?

Oh hi. I forgot about you. I must have called you a blow up doll if we ever spoke. I can imagine you feel like playing hand chicken with a large knife, but don't do that. It's the road to regret, no matter how good you are at it. You're welcome.