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Hahahaha, that was one of the best things I've ever read. I cannot match it but I will respond none the less.

People stop pestering you with their social expectations, instead they stop interacting with you all together, your husband leaves you and your friends abandon you. You lose your job and are unable to find a new one. Broke, you lose your house and live out the rest of your life as a living ghost, ignored by all.

I wish I had my 40 hours a week back at work.

Noone ever told you that Jerry Garcia was dead and you decide to become a Deadhead and follow the Greatful Dead around on tour.  An hour after giving notice to your boss you're mistakenly identified as an armed robber that killed a cop.  You are sentenced to life without parole.  While in prison the Mexican Mafia makes you become HIV+ on purpose so you get transferd to the AIDS bloc so you can service the MM members there.

I wish I won the lotto.

I was saying that I want to be working 40 hours a week haha, not a big deal.

I wasn't sure what you meant.  Edit your post so that I don't look like an idiot.  Ssshh...

Yeah, baking and cleaning in the middle of the night sounds like a GREAT idea, considering the fact that I have 3 weeks' worth of boring paperwork that I've been procrastinating about all summer to process in two days.~

In fact, I'll just drop everything and don an apron at your request, because there's no way I'm getting this shit done by the end of the weekend- and even baking constitutes a better excuse for slacking off on my responsibilities than spending all my time dicking around on sociopathworld. :P

What happens if you don't process it by the weekend?

AND ..you get to scoff the result. 

Now stop being a lazy bitch and make some chocolate muffins. 

if you park your lappy on the bench you can bake AND chat. Are women not gods gift to multi-tasking?

Haha, I'm sorry for being unclear. The big reason I used that wish was to see if and how it could/would be corrupted

LOL, nothing. I'm the boss, so everyone has to wait, HA!

@Lycan: I make the best chocolate muffins in the freaking universe. You have no idea. :)

Your boss tells you that he likes the work youre doing and is promoting you back up to a fulltime employee.  Really it's just an excuse to get you out of your apartment so Pedo can use it to make child snuff films.  Your apartment is raided, Pedo frames you for everything, and you are sentenced to life without parole.  While in prison the other cons are so offended by what they think you did they sodomize you to death.

I wish I won the lotto.