Sociopath Community

Ok, what's your address?

OK.

That was a quick learning experience. People here can't play a simple game. "I'm too badass to play a game".

Haha, all right soul, I'll play.

Your pizza dinner has deathcap mushrooms as a topping and you die.

I wish for my cousins wedding to be over.

Okay, fastforward 70 years and you are on your deathbed.

I wish for an infinite amount of money to be safely deposited into the bank account with my exact name at my exact bank tomorrow at 4:40 P.M., and I will suffer no punishments nor will I lose the newly added infinite money in my account, nor will I lose my bank account.

Lets make it a game where you have to really try to find flaws that are valid ;) 

robs the fed and deposits money into caleb's bank account

I wish my IQ to raise by 100 points!!

O.O

The manager of your bank lures you into his office under the pretense of signing papers to recieve your new found wealth. 

Unfortunately for you , he is an extremely broken disassociative psychopath with a severely retarded childhood , and he cuts off your pecker and makes you eat it because in his view , he is releasing you from the burden that excessive wealth can bring. He does not view this as a 'punishment" ..but a means to release. You die from subsequent bloodloss.

I wish aspie to get shanked by the socio girl he is wanking on about.

Aspienigga leaves the forum. Unfortunately he takes a few sockpuppets with him, people have you find entertaining.

I wish more people were interesting to talk to.

You're IQ is harshly lowered and you now find everybody absolutely fascinating, also nobody wants to be around you because now you're a drooling idiot

I wish for my cats to stop peeing on things I leave lieing around