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I'm glad you've chosen the easier way out.

Sacrifices for art can be daunting, but concentrating on the problem is not the proverbial "key". The soultion is though.

Make sure to hide and glue the keys in their pockets. Let them find the "solution" for themselves.

There's actually a method where you can take a blank key, grind down the edges near the head of the key, put the key in the door, then snap off the head where they can't extrack the rest of the key...

This has inspired me a little to deal with my boss. The problem I have is that everyone eats from the fridge, not just her.

I think your paid bums idea could be a primetime hit. 

Instead of bumfights...it could paid bum vandals wreaking havoc in a homeless shitstorm across the city. Why, Id bet theyd be lining up for fucking miles to get a piece of THAT action. The bum that wreaks the most havoc wins a truck load of cheap vodka and a voucher for the flashest restaurant in town (which theyll never be let into).

If you want to get your boss, instead of normal laxatives, use ground up dog worming pills. Theyre much stronger. Sprinkle liberally in a cupcakes icing and put a celebratory candle on it and have it delivered by courier, then its targetted and noone knows t'was you. 

To take it a step further and much more brutal, you make sure access to all the toilets is barred. The shame is unimaginable.....but smelly.

Unfortunate but nessesary collateral damage

Dog worming pills? XD

Anyway, I know I wouldn't eat anything that was sent to me anonymously.

My boss is a candy thief. There are more of them but she is the far worst. Leaving candy and it will disappear into her stomach. Thing is candy is sort of compact and cake would be easier but I doubt she would dare eating someones cake.