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yeah..I should probably extrapolate a bit. 

I use humour to defuse rages at times, and have honed a rather fucked up sense of the "funnies".

Though I rarely do any of the things Ive posted any more, I have an entire arsenal of ways to bring people to their knees (figuratviely) . 

Sometimes admittedly, the humour is purely sadistic , and affords me recompense when all other avenues are closed . 

@Tom , hectograph (used for drafting and engineering) can be used to "paint " things. it stains almost anything (steel included) and is a joy to make offensive pictures with. But hey ...paying bums works too.

Hmmm...the roadkill could be fun...

Bums are fun! I wish I could pay someone to plan crimes for me...

You never answered my question. Do they have a lawn?

yes they do

Get either large amounts of fertilizer or salt and draw an upside down pentagram in the lawn. Do this some night while it's raining or about to rain. It will be there forever.

You've officially inspired me to simply set it on fire...i really was trying to avoid that too...

No! I'm going to paint their bushes blue...ive always thought there was blue missing from their yard...

You might not like this one.

Persuade/seduce every adult member of the church's congregation to bugger you. After you're certain you have been sodomized be every and each parishioner except the priest, confront them during a sunday mass and ask the priest shamingly:

why won't you join the real congregation? Am I not the true body of Christ, your savior? Share my body and my blood with me brother.

I might come up with something even more deviant later, so please do not despair.

I'll just paint the bushes blue and super glue the key holes to lock them out, how about that?