I need great vandalizing ideas....
Once upone a time , along with a few friends of mine I rearranged the picnic tables and garbage bins at a beach park near my house.
We have built a three picnic table tall monstrosity with garbage bin towers, that no sane person would wish to challenge.
Still, it was taken apart the next day by the municipal park workers...
In my humble estimation, artistic vandalism is perhaps the second most important in value to artistic disinhibition only.
I suggest a line of bunkers for every neighboring family at the local beach.
That should be a hell of an effort to remove.
Oh wait, Hoxha already had that idea.
As per artistic disinhibition I would suggest hanging noosed bits of rope from your neighborhood park's trees.
Might scare the locals into a "search for the perpetrator" mood, that is so invaluable to the excitement alloted the pursued and valued artist.
Alright, I'm chatty tonight, mostly because I'm procrastinating about something important. :P
The right thing to do would be to turn the other cheek. But you could always do what we did as teens on Mat night, and slather long-lasting lipstick all over your victim's car, while simultaneously egging the center's windows and decorating their trees with toilet paper! :D