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Ugh, no. That would have required touching poop. :P

We used to play "ring-the-doorbell" with this old Italian lady who would come out and chase us with her broom, though. In my childhood naivete, I thought that I had invented that game. I was such a little brat.

And I am SO bored, right now.

Spray skunk attractant over everything and let nature take its course.

Aborted human fetuses left at a Catholic church's doorstep arranged in the shape of a cross, then perhaps?

Art is sublime, becouse it "converts" people at their core and not their superfical masquarade.

No, no , no  NO!

I'm in LA! A skunk???

So far you seem to be the only one that's trying...It's not a church though...UGH!

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING USLESS! I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SET THE SHIT ON FIRE SINCE YOU ASSHOLES CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING TASTEFUL! 

UUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I suggest stealing a few bottles of the church's wine and drinking them on its rooftop with someone who makes your life worthwhile.

Happened to me once.

True story?

No no no NO! Jerk :P

Go for an assortment of dead lemurs and elegant floral arrangements, instead. It's a philosophy centre. They'll spend hours analyzing the bizarre juxtaposition of elements,  trying to figure out whether you are a post-modern mastermind seeking to impart a message of deep symbolic significance, or just another schizophenic zookeeper with good taste.