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Well, I once stupidly miscalculated the amount of time I had to cross the street, and bolted out in front of a car that was moving much faster than I'd anticipated. I literally flew back several feet into the air, performed a slick little twist, rolled once, and landed right on my feet. The driver was totally shellshocked, and asked me if I was a stuntswoman, which stroked my ego tremendously. He kept insisting that he bring me to the hospital, but I refused, because I didn't want to ruin my evening and spoil my chances of getting laid that night. :P

Any skill I may have exhibited in terms of aerial acrobatics was likely a result of the years I spent diving competitively. Diving really primes your kinesthetic memory.

Wrapped my umbilical cord around my neck before I was born, my mom had to have an emergency C-section to save me

Had an elephent get really pissed at us in africa, could've been trampled

Caught some sort of tropical fever and had a temperature one degree below the brain damage point in Indonesia

Got to close for comfort with a bear, the bear wasn't mad or anything so this wasn't really a situation I could've died in but it was only about one and a half or two meters away and scared me pretty badly.

Wow, yeah, I'll bet that was killer, pun intended. :)

Oh yeah... Once, when I went white water rafting, our raft capsized, and I narrowly missed getting dashed against the rocks.

Another time I decided it would be a great idea to drunkenly venture far out into the woods, in the middle of the night, with a group of friends, without a compass or any supplies other than a flashlight. We stopped to  smoke a huge spliff, then somehow find our way back.

As I kid I used to climb to ridiculously high places and jump down. I loved to perpetually challenge myself to the "next highest spot". I also frequently dangled upside down from the balcony above our asphalt driveway...

As a teen I jumped off a bridge into an unfamiliar river (yes, I know that was a dumbass maneuver) from a height sufficient to break the rubber soles of my friend's running shoes...

Now that i think about it, I guess there were more incidents than I'd originally thought...

Nothing like any of you. I am just mentally ill, not personality disordered! LOL

Just the basic little things to face my fears. Heights, sharks, fast driving, substances, scary neighborhoods, people.

I've narrowly escaped death more times than anyone who has posted here so far. I consider myself an EXTREMELY lucky individual.

Similar to Edvard, too bloody many and some so bizzarre I dont bother recounting them any more as they sound like complete shyte. Extremely lucky or unlucky, depending on how one views the glass.

Yeah, it does seem a bit odd to say: I'm extremely lucky, I almost died 20 times or so.  XD

Okay you two... Do you have one of these moments that you survived without a scratch do to no action of your own? Pure luck.

Fuck yeah. More than once.