Someone wished me happy birthday and I said happy birthday back
My first real job, I was hired to put in processes to stop people from abusing the company email system and sending irrelevant emails to all staff, which was annoying everyone. Broadcast emails were supposed to be approved (by me) and only sent for serious issues. My friend was in HR and one day she sent a system outage notice to all staff. I replied with an inappropriate joke but I hit reply all and sent it to 6,000 people. :(
I Took The Liberty Of Fertilizing Your Caviar.
My first real job, I was hired to put in processes to stop people from abusing the company email system and sending irrelevant emails to all staff, which was annoying everyone. Broadcast emails were supposed to be approved (by me) and only sent for serious issues. My friend was in HR and one day she sent a system outage notice to all staff. I replied with an inappropriate joke but I hit reply all and sent it to 6,000 people. :(
what was the joke?
The system kept going up and down and I can't remember what I said but I basically asked if she was enjoying the pointlessness of her life and our crappy IT system to the entire company. She lol'd for weeks. It went over really well. XD
I Took The Liberty Of Fertilizing Your Caviar.
This morning I got so baked I watched the same episode of naruto twice, thinking the second viewing was all a flashback episode of the previous episode. Took about 15min to catch on. I was eating cereal and internet browsing in my defense.
LMAOOO
I was getting blackout drunk at house parties I was hosting a few years ago. Lots of autism occurred there:
At one party, I've been told that when the after-party cleaning got done I kicked everyone out, because I wanted a "dance" with this one girl I had a crush on. And they left, and I had the dance, kek.(not an euphemism, she put a song on, we danced, and that was it.)
At another, some Thot tried to give me a lapdance, and I pushed her away saying "I'm not in the mood for you now".
A shadow not so dark.
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My first real job, I was hired to put in processes to stop people from abusing the company email system and sending irrelevant emails to all staff, which was annoying everyone. Broadcast emails were supposed to be approved (by me) and only sent for serious issues. My friend was in HR and one day she sent a system outage notice to all staff. I replied with an inappropriate joke but I hit reply all and sent it to 6,000 people. :(
lmfao, I was on the telegram app with a bitcoin client and my Russian Twink beneath each other in the list, I sent the bitcoin client "I miss you my sexy whore xx" or smth, he replied I miss you too babe
Good thing he's cool or I would have lost my job
I was getting blackout drunk at house parties I was hosting a few years ago. Lots of autism occurred there:
At one party, I've been told that when the after-party cleaning got done I kicked everyone out, because I wanted a "dance" with this one girl I had a crush on. And they left, and I had the dance, kek.(not an euphemism, she put a song on, we danced, and that was it.)
At another, some Thot tried to give me a lapdance, and I pushed her away saying "I'm not in the mood for you now".
Kek. I did alt of retarded shit like this to reject any sort of intimacy as a teen, I think its subconscious
2:48Spatial Mind The guy was sticking his dick in an infants mouth, it was so fucking disturbing
My first real job, I was hired to put in processes to stop people from abusing the company email system and sending irrelevant emails to all staff, which was annoying everyone. Broadcast emails were supposed to be approved (by me) and only sent for serious issues. My friend was in HR and one day she sent a system outage notice to all staff. I replied with an inappropriate joke but I hit reply all and sent it to 6,000 people. :(
Did you get fired? I would've fired you.