I don't care what y'all think, I STILL find this humor funny. I do not want comedy to change because I do not like change.

But this isn't even about purely it's age, as if it were you'd have a much more fleshed out comedy portfolio. 

I think you just like people that say the same things you think. You ought to try George Carlin. 

 I've had him reccommended to me, I will check him out.