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all of you know that while I historically connect with men more socially 

I am a thousand times more attracted to women. Even with my kaito body pillow that Lauren despises. At least I have a girlfriend. Finally. Men are great socially - horrible romantic partners. Women are- just..... pretend they are right about everything all the time and nod. 

And anyone who knows me knows I like some weird niche shows and fandoms as well as some things that despite their popularity, have been dubbed as "nerdy" even though despite what my mother says I am not a nerd. Because then that would make everyone who ever bullied me in high school right, and would make my dad right. So don't get any ideas reading this. I'm just down for some fictional women. Sometimes. Please reply with your own waifus (autocorrect keeps trying to write waifus as walrus) in the comments below. These are not ordered favorite to least favorite. I can't attach the pictures because this dead forum isn't as competent as it once was and it's a fucking headache I don't want to deal with so I'm just going to link the images and other information. 

 

Waifu #1

Blue diamond from steven universe 

Yes she is gigantic and would be categorized as a giantess and could probably vore me. No further questions please. If she sat on me and crushed me to death- I would not be sad about it. If she crushed me with her feet that would not be the worst thing either. On that note- despite the accusations I am not a man pretending to be a woman- I'm actually a woman. With interesting taste. We are not going to discuss gender dysphoria. I was raised socially by groomer 4chan incels as a teenager while my parents ignored me in favor of my sibling and this is the very sad result. Don't feel bad for me about the creeps on 4chan. I had fun with them. If it wasn't for them I absolutely would have killed myself. I am high while writing this. 

Some blue diamond fan art- she has no right to be this thicc

Moving on- 

Alara kitan

 

  The Orville is a sci Fi show a lot like Star Trek. Alara may have that wash board forehead but she has some interesting assets that I will not discuss out of respect for the actress. Because she is played by a real person I am not going to say too much but here is some info about here- Alara

She was replaced later by someone annoying and a lot less hot when she left in season 2. 

 

 

 

Cynthia - 

I don't need to explain myself to you, or anyone. Our love is beyond all reasoning. https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Cynthia

 

Miia from monster musume- it's a harem anime.  https://dailylifewithamonstergirl.fandom.com/wiki/Miia

Shut the fuck up. Don't say anything. Just - 

................ 

We are not going to talk about the egg laying episode I didn't sit through that one. I'm weird- but not that much. 

 

 The speaker of god from hazbin hotel whether or not I am a furry is really none of your business Yeah I know it's a fucking anthropomorphic bird let's just not think about it

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Stop pretending to be a woman

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When I was 9 or so I used to make porn comics using comic books as reference for poses. I kept it hidden where no one will ever find it. Under the bottom drawer. Then, my Mother was laughing one day while telling me she found it. 

Today I've made hundreds, maybe thousands of waifus. Some are variants of an existing character, some are just made up. Exaggerated curves, impossibly slim waistline. I make them similar to one another. 

Take a porn engine, use the character creator, add mods to achieve the look and feel of the character, export it to to a 3D software. From there a high-end animation can be made. Or the model can be quadulated for 3D printing.

Send it to to the studio use the modded graphics plugin, do some lighting, fake lense dirt on the camera, a whole list of attributes until it looks nice. When doing this you really want to separate the final render from what it looks like by default.

Create textures, costumes/outfits. Whatever. 400+GB of data due to mods and it's amazing how I still had to make things. In the end the result is a visual beyond stock performance. which is kinda the point. 

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Tweak the wetness on the shader, adding some dry spots has a better feel to it.

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This wasn't meant to do anime characters, so I had to use a head mod which is ugly by default, bend it into shape and implement a toon shader for the skin. This one is glossy, however, never never use gloss on the face for this style. The hair was scaled into place. I never bothered changing the shading on the clothing, I think it looks nice when we cross traditional CG with toon shaders. The pants, I created, ripped up jeans, black. It's not showing in this image though. No cell shading for the hair looks good. 

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I saw a 3D printable model of Jane from Tarzan, a thicc one, so I made it. And I made a Tarzan for her. Had to give him large feet.

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And now that I think about it, I totally can create a digital shop selling 3D printable figurines like buddy did over there. $7.99 each. Print it at whatever scale you want, No colours, just raw surface. They paint it with an airbrush or whatever painting tools they want to colour their model for display. 


Waifu's are big money. Any artist would tell you they make the most with females. Yes, I will create a shop. Not just for waifu's but characters in general. Not everything will be made with this software, but a shit ton of things will be.  

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Waifu's are big money. Any artist would tell you they make the most with females. Yes, I will create a shop. Not just for waifu's but characters in general. Not everything will be made with this software, but a shit ton of things will be.  

 You must be more acutely aware of the "uglification" controversy in games lately then.

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Waifu's are big money. Any artist would tell you they make the most with females. Yes, I will create a shop. Not just for waifu's but characters in general. Not everything will be made with this software, but a shit ton of things will be.  

 You must be more acutely aware of the "uglification" controversy in games lately then.

This dude lives a decade ago and also denies how everything actually works. It's why he constantly complains and throws an endless fallacy hissy fit (then projects it onto me) whenever I explain the reality of industries or other basic logic (like the fact that he can't beat coyotes with his bare hands and that a single bite would be debilitating) in the most even handed way I can (I am consistently way too generous with him, which I'm sure he just conflates as some unga bunga "weakness" and disregards). This is why anti-empathy/woke stuff also leads to being blind to logic, it convinces people like him to cut out whatever he doesn't want to hear as just "woke nonsense." Then he's stuck making points from last decade that were wrong back then and are wrong now. 

I already know he's going to skim through this while strawmanning the hell out of me through same inane tribal fantasy of his. He's convinced I'm brainwashed instead him being brainwashed through meatheaded headlines from the "msm" he consumes more of than I ever did. 

last edit on 6/19/2026 12:25:44 AM
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When I was 9 or so I used to make porn comics using comic books as reference for poses. I kept it hidden where no one will ever find it. Under the bottom drawer. Then, my Mother was laughing one day while telling me she found it. 

That happened to me too except when I was a teenager and then I got sent to conversion camp by my aunt 🙃

Today I've made hundreds, maybe thousands of waifus. Some are variants of an existing character, some are just made up. Exaggerated curves, impossibly slim waistline. I make them similar to one another. 

How big an ass are we talking? 

Take a porn engine, use the character creator, add mods to achieve the look and feel of the character, export it to to a 3D software. From there a high-end animation can be made. Or the model can be quadulated for 3D printing.

What porn engine? Asking for a friend of mine. 

Send it to to the studio use the modded graphics plugin, do some lighting, fake lense dirt on the camera, a whole list of attributes until it looks nice. When doing this you really want to separate the final render from what it looks like by default.

Oh because imperfections make it look more real

Create textures, costumes/outfits. Whatever. 400+GB of data due to mods and it's amazing how I still had to make things. In the end the result is a visual beyond stock performance. which is kinda the point. 

Posted Image

Tweak the wetness on the shader, adding some dry spots has a better feel to it.

I like the way those tits which I may or may not want to bury my face in, are so fucking huge- that they don't even fit in her shirt. 

Posted Image

This wasn't meant to do anime characters, so I had to use a head mod which is ugly by default, bend it into shape and implement a toon shader for the skin. This one is glossy, however, never never use gloss on the face for this style. The hair was scaled into place. I never bothered changing the shading on the clothing, I think it looks nice when we cross traditional CG with toon shaders. The pants, I created, ripped up jeans, black. It's not showing in this image though. No cell shading for the hair looks good. Posted Image

I saw a 3D printable model of Jane from Tarzan, a thicc one, so I made it. And I made a Tarzan for her. Had to give him large feet.

 

I had a huge crush on jane when I was a kid she was the closest thing to a Disney princess biologist 

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And now that I think about it, I totally can create a digital shop selling 3D printable figurines like buddy did over there. $7.99 each. Print it at whatever scale you want, No colours, just raw surface. They paint it with an airbrush or whatever painting tools they want to colour their model for display. 

 

Waifu's are big money. Any artist would tell you they make the most with females. Yes, I will create a shop. Not just for waifu's but characters in general. Not everything will be made with this software, but a shit ton of things will be.  

 

I believe you I make a lot of money drawing furries with some big ass and I don't even actually like furry porn like at all- it just pays.

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Waifu's are big money. Any artist would tell you they make the most with females. Yes, I will create a shop. Not just for waifu's but characters in general. Not everything will be made with this software, but a shit ton of things will be.  

 You must be more acutely aware of the "uglification" controversy in games lately then.

 Oh please, capitalism will fix that problem. It already is. When I play video games I like looking at that ass- sorry 🤷‍♀️

 

On a bit of a. Unrelated note there are games where I love oggling the guy too 

Such as Red Dead redemption, assassins creed- ect

 

Although they did let you eventually choose to play as a woman in assassins creed games that was a difficult choice 

 

There's also situations with more *flexibility* like cyberpunk if you know you know 

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I mean husbandos don't hurt either HNNMMMMG BAYAK 😭

I WILL FUCKING KIDNAP YOU AND DUCT TAPE YOU TO A WALL MISTER

 

https://assassinscreed.fandom.com/wiki/Bayek

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last edit on 6/19/2026 1:52:23 AM
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TONY SHE'S REAL https://youtube.com/shorts/KuzB0vghm6w?is=CV7m0YSl_PxZg_bH

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