all of you know that while I historically connect with men more socially
I am a thousand times more attracted to women. Even with my kaito body pillow that Lauren despises. At least I have a girlfriend. Finally. Men are great socially - horrible romantic partners. Women are- just..... pretend they are right about everything all the time and nod.
And anyone who knows me knows I like some weird niche shows and fandoms as well as some things that despite their popularity, have been dubbed as "nerdy" even though despite what my mother says I am not a nerd. Because then that would make everyone who ever bullied me in high school right, and would make my dad right. So don't get any ideas reading this. I'm just down for some fictional women. Sometimes. Please reply with your own waifus (autocorrect keeps trying to write waifus as walrus) in the comments below. These are not ordered favorite to least favorite. I can't attach the pictures because this dead forum isn't as competent as it once was and it's a fucking headache I don't want to deal with so I'm just going to link the images and other information.
Waifu #1
Blue diamond from steven universe
Yes she is gigantic and would be categorized as a giantess and could probably vore me. No further questions please. If she sat on me and crushed me to death- I would not be sad about it. If she crushed me with her feet that would not be the worst thing either. On that note- despite the accusations I am not a man pretending to be a woman- I'm actually a woman. With interesting taste. We are not going to discuss gender dysphoria. I was raised socially by groomer 4chan incels as a teenager while my parents ignored me in favor of my sibling and this is the very sad result. Don't feel bad for me about the creeps on 4chan. I had fun with them. If it wasn't for them I absolutely would have killed myself. I am high while writing this.
Some blue diamond fan art- she has no right to be this thicc
Moving on-
Alara kitan
The Orville is a sci Fi show a lot like Star Trek. Alara may have that wash board forehead but she has some interesting assets that I will not discuss out of respect for the actress. Because she is played by a real person I am not going to say too much but here is some info about here- Alara
She was replaced later by someone annoying and a lot less hot when she left in season 2.
Cynthia -
I don't need to explain myself to you, or anyone. Our love is beyond all reasoning. https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Cynthia
Miia from monster musume- it's a harem anime. https://dailylifewithamonstergirl.fandom.com/wiki/Miia
Shut the fuck up. Don't say anything. Just -
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We are not going to talk about the egg laying episode I didn't sit through that one. I'm weird- but not that much.
The speaker of god from hazbin hotel whether or not I am a furry is really none of your business Yeah I know it's a fucking anthropomorphic bird let's just not think about it




