Seriously though, how anyone can look at The Bible and not see it as blatantly biased against Satan, who is actually the true hero of the story, isn't reading into it correctly.
The book tries to make people disconnect from their humanity as it's overarching goal, while Satan is humanity personified through a fallen angel as it's Biggest Fan. Every argument Satan gives is a human one, meant to show him as a secondary figure to demonize him through loss, so people prone to hero worship that like 'winners' would look up to God far enough to deny their own urges and values... yet to me I see God as a mad tyrant with Satan as our only line of defense.
Between the two of them, only one of them embraces the human condition for it's truths far enough to connect us to the animals from whence we came, the truths of sin rather than the naive lies of purity. To follow God successfully is to shed your humanity, to become a husk of it, rather than embrace it for what it is. Only one of them actually understands what we're going through, and believe you me it's not The God Machine.
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If The Bible were rewritten through a modern lens, we'd see Satan as more of a Tragic Hero than an Angry Villain, similarly to how we see media changing to have bad guys look less heinous and more relateable (ex: Doctor Horrible, Megamind, etc). The modern reader is that much more capable of empathy compared to those of days long past, allowing for a different take on the reading.
Satan is a literal rage monster
He is insane
an orc,snake, skeleton that is his primary forms
Not to me, only according to what is clearly a bias against him in the texts.
God was a real jerk over the whole Satan thing, I mean it's His fucking fault.
half the reason i don’t claim the debt he owes me
is because half the time you can’t even talk to him he is completely insane but he covers it up
How couldn't someone be at least a little touched in the head if they are effectively immortal and more human than a human could ever be? Figure what challenges he's had to face when stuck dealing with an omnipotent timelord.
He's like the Lex Luthor of this universe if God were Superman.
I don’t know where you get the bullshit from but someone is lying to you
i said the truth about satan
also i think yahweh is too loose on him about what he can do
yahweh reuses my old Egyptian era ban on satan sending him to hell for 1000 years he has not changed anything
i deleted satan and yahweh screamed and resurrected him and yahweh wanted to fight me
he is too lianeng on satan
he gets treated better than me all the time
i get sent to hell for masturbating
satan gets sent to earth for torturing people
it makes no sense
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