God is beyond your and my understanding, which sort of defeats the purpose of all these philosophical ramblings. God has a plan for all of us, and there's no reason he has to care even about the law of excluded middle.
I actually agree with God being epistemologically beyond our full understanding. Discussion and description of God is fraught with anthropomorphizing, encapsulated as we are in our own perceptual and cognitive finiteness, framed within the confines of the limits of life experience (including our biology, physics, etc.). But there must be windows. What windows are there? Is it worth exploring?
We could discuss how integral logic is to God and reality in general, but as far as the discussion at hand, it's important more for proper framing and discussion at all. However, as far as excluded middle goes: God may be omnipotent, but that doesn't mean "doing the undoable". God might be able to dwell in the midst of or draw from the source beyond 2VL, but that's where the rubber seems to hit the road for everything else.
However, out of curiosity, is this your actual opinion, or are you mostly borrowing arguments from someone else? Or both?
Probably both. I didn't really go on with sources or anything, so I guess that leads more to your second consideration below...
I have a feeling that most people here wouldn't agree with your characterisation of "the plan" or God's personality, which makes it difficult to start formulating an answer to any of the questions. That is, supposing that you wanted answers to those questions and didn't just want to post something poetic. In my humble opinion, your presuppositions appear heavily opinionated.
They seem opinionated, probably a lot due to my lack of sources or references. So, I'll go with "poetic" and try to cover up "lazy". :)
However, I welcome your input and any points of discussion you want to bring up. It's just been on my mind a lot.
This is probably going to turn into a mess of a thread...or not. Is it predetermined to be so? Is it that the future is written out, encoded into reality, and we have but yet to live it, experience it? Or is it that there is a tapestry of intents, interwoven with threads of determinism and indeterminacy?
I suspect the majority don't think about these kinds of things over how it depresses them. People don't tend to enjoy Existentialism over how it challenges them, they'd rather think something is handling it all for them as long as they follow a simple set of guidelines.
Probably. Although, one wonders the rate or extent the average does contemplate these things during a lifetime. How important is it to most people, and how come it isn't more (or maybe, in some cases, less)?
To what extent is God culpable, supposing he exists?
Entirely.
Though it teeters on the rim of the actual topic of free will vs determinism, one might consider that existence at all is enough culpability to implicate God. After all, even if we are "free to choose" and live autonomously, God is everything (or, if you don't want to accept that monism, he made everything). He literally "stacked the deck" -- and not only that, he made the cards AND the very rules by which they are played. This brings other questions, though, not quite in line with this specific topic, I think.
Free will is our ignorance of events, similar to how animals don't get everything we're doing. We're basically being told by the one who can see and know everything that our ignorance is some sort of an advantage, sort of like how we sometimes might envy an animal over how their constraints can be considered a freedom in their own right.
Given one's belief in determinism (though, it should be noted, not necessarily fatalism), this seems like the only option. There is compatibilism, as well, though I think you're more or less describing (in essence) the "reality television" sort of scenario. A very scriptural -- I mean, scripted -- existence. Ignorance is part of the act, but it's very method acting.
Or maybe to such a creature Life is but a Dream? Or perhaps he is enjoying people's lives vicariously like how we play God with videogames and streaming?
It's probably unnecessary to point out how such things as love, honor, or worship would be in a system of predestination. Hollow and pointless. Would God really find pleasure in this?
Why do we find pleasure in it?
I keep seeing how God sees us like how we see animals, and if we are through some faiths considered to have been made in His image that further supports the idea. Our relationship with animals is very complicated, ranging from love to hate to slaughtering for food without malice at all, so why not the same for God?
Ignorance is cute, the drama it creates is engaging, and perhaps the only way God can enjoy surprise is through this relationship. Human beings also enjoy inanimate objects and have a real tendency to anthropomorphize things. If God's efforts are to have beings with which to relate to, I'm pretty sure he's got to know that enterprise is doomed to failure on principle. Why not be happy with that Trinity he's got going on? You're suggesting mortal pets?
As you say, it's likely more complicated than that. For, if everything is just God's dream, it only gives more credence to Will over programming. An ongoing, kinetic involvement. A Plan that can change. Which brings us to question just how "changeless" is God?
Even the enjoyment one might have in creating something programmed and mechanistic is whether or not it works properly. And that enjoyment only comes with the uncertainty. God, by nature unable to be ignorant (if predetermination is true), wouldn't likely be able to have that kind of enjoyment in the same way.
If we go with the Christian model, "The Now" is all of time for Him, seeing Everything and Everywhere All at Once. To God the passage of time would be but an instant, while we live it out very, very slowly.
It's probably not going to go far when it comes to matters of "it's point of view", since when it comes to ours, determinism and iterative, atemporal generation will pretty much look the same. It is also difficult to discuss how to view actual vs potential. Is potential "real"? Is the future "real"? When is "now", considering all facets such as relativity (even the time delay of light reaching our eyes, the speed of sound, the time it takes for our brains to neurochemically process and do anything, etc.)? All these frames of reference, but what keeps any of it coherent? Our brain? Is it anthropomorphizing to consider an organizing influence in the universe, even to a basic thing like gravity?
Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.