I didn't know God wrote the Bible, I'm so behind on this religion stuff
It is more like "spiritually orchestrated"
Pretty much. While it was penned by the hands of mortals it's believed that God was working through them, and since God doesn't make mistakes then the Bible must be his words, right?
Assuming of course it was not written by Satan as 'An Angel of Light', even if just for a few of the stories that'd serve to bring him supporters like Job's tale.Would it not be easy for people to add or omit certain things from it then, be like "creative loicense, yoink!" And write things that they'd want to be seen as word?
But they're Christians.