Perhaps before proclaiming all these things and making value judgements about my job, it might be a good idea to first ask me what it is I do?
That'd just further get away from the point. Even if you are trained to do a very specific and complex job, like microbiology or some shit, there's definitely someone out there who can do it with dubious if not absent qualifications. The hardest part there is getting them to actually hire you for it if it's not your own independent work, which itself is not impossible but rather unlikely.
Chapo has already given the qualifier of 'if given enough time'.
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