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Yeah, I've never gotten laid in my life.

 Yeah Peach, what the fuck.  Tryp got laid that one time in high school.  Don't be a bitch.

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Xadem said: 
Legga said: 
Legga said: 

People who debate on the Internet all day and have no friends suddenly become experts in getting a gurl.

I didn't say I was an `expert in getting a gurl.` I am, however, in a happy relationship. The same can't be said of you.

Isn't he trying to rush into his second marriage in a year? 

I've also seen him trying to land people online only to be snubbed over it. 

I don't want to comment on his marriage, if he's serious about it;

Why? 

 He's a gentleman

But why

 because he's a pretentious twat that's why 

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Update: I did what you all told me and I have many gfs now thanks guys

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Xadem said: 

Update: I did what you all told me and I have many gfs now thanks guys

Good luck sorting out the harem infighting. 

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Xadem said: 

Update: I did what you all told me and I have many gfs now thanks guys

Good luck sorting out the harem infighting. 

 Good thread idea, thanks. 

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OwO card given qt

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Xadem said: 

step 1: listen to her lame stories

step 1.5: get instagram page with 5k followers

step 2: post pictures of yourself with hot girls

step 3: act like chad (citation needed)

step 4: act interested but also not interested because you have shit to do

I will test this and see if it WORKS 

 just the title of this thread made me do the dirtiest cackle that has been heard in weeks

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People who debate on the Internet all day and have no friends suddenly become experts in getting a gurl.

From my own experience, it got better the less I was interested in a girl and did for her, and the worse it got when I became interest in her and attached. This is hard to fake though, they will test you by flirting and subtle things, women are extremely smart when it comes to these things.

Make fun of her. Call her dude or bro. "Did you say something?" while she talks to you. Call her your little sister. Compliment the other girls around her. Ask if her best friend is single. Cut her off during a conversation.Disagree with her, call her out. Refuse to do something if she asks you. Do things that a guy trying to impress give negative answers when she asks how much money you make etc.

Every girl knows what negging is nowadays so don't even try. But you can make it as if you are trying to portray yourself in a negative way to prevent her from being attracted to you. Talk about your male friend as if hes great and recommend him as if you are trying to push her towards him. ITS AMAZING. "Why is he not trying to impress me? Why is he not bragging? Does he not like me? MUH VALIDATION!!!"

I'm genuinely turned off by women that these things work on though (the majority of girls on the internet / tumblr girls and daddy issues girls). I am less of a sexist muhsogine these days and I appreciate it when a woman feels like she deserves appreciation and enjoys it. The ones who are turned on by abuse want a guy whos constantly running away from them screams of low self esteem and just make me wanna run away, yuck.

Also ignore the "just be urself" fags, they live in an ideal world where things go how they want.

 wow. so this shit must work on basic bitches cos thats the quickest way to get dismissed by me. i don't want a lil bitch, but i also dont want a bumass nigga that treats me like nothing. FOH brah

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 LMAO TRIP I HAVE NEVER SEEN U BE SO BRUTALLY HONEST. so this is literally what u do to get girls

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