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tryptamine's 5-step guide towards getting a girlfriend


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step 1: listen to her lame stories

step 1.5: get instagram page with 5k followers

step 2: post pictures of yourself with hot girls

step 3: act like chad (citation needed)

step 4: act interested but also not interested because you have shit to do

I will test this and see if it WORKS 

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Not to shit on Trypt but he doesn't even have a gf, you may get better advice from someone more, uh, qualified.

Gotta focus... I'm shifting into soup mode...
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Yeah, I've never gotten laid in my life.

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Xadem said: 

step 3: act like chad (citation needed)

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ok thanks i'll probably be stuck on step 1.5 for a while

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Xadem said: 

step 1: listen to her lame stories

step 1.5: get instagram page with 5k followers

step 2: post pictures of yourself with hot girls

step 3: act like chad (citation needed)

step 4: act interested but also not interested because you have shit to do

I will test this and see if it WORKS 

Looks like SC is a bad influence on Xadem.

What Turncoat said genuinely works and you don't need to pretend to be someone you're not. It's just Poissonian statistics. You have a 5% chance of `scoring`. Or maybe 0.1%. There's a 0.1% chance that someone likes you for `who you are.` So you just need to hit on 1000 women and you already have a fair chance.

It's not rocket science. The cherry on top of the cake is that you can act like yourself. So they don't have to find out your secrets much later.

last edit on 9/25/2020 9:27:05 PM
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All you need is charisma and a stupid wing man to make you look good 

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Legga said: 
Xadem said: 

step 1: listen to her lame stories

step 1.5: get instagram page with 5k followers

step 2: post pictures of yourself with hot girls

step 3: act like chad (citation needed)

step 4: act interested but also not interested because you have shit to do

I will test this and see if it WORKS 

Looks like SC is a bad influence on Xadem.

What Turncoat said genuinely works and you don't need to pretend to be someone you're not. It's just Poissonian statistics. You have a 5% chance of `scoring`. Or maybe 0.1%. There's a 0.1% chance that someone likes you for `who you are.` So you just need to hit on 1000 women and you already have a fair chance.

It's not rocket science. The cherry on top of the cake is that you can act like yourself. So they don't have to find out your secrets much later.

Cool yeah, so it's like sales prospection. Except I prefer a more personalised approach and statistics are just an indication of an average

I asked 8 girls on Discord if they wanna go out with me and only one inquired for more details before rejecting me :(

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People who debate on the Internet all day and have no friends suddenly become experts in getting a gurl.

From my own experience, it got better the less I was interested in a girl and did for her, and the worse it got when I became interest in her and attached. This is hard to fake though, they will test you by flirting and subtle things, women are extremely smart when it comes to these things.

Make fun of her. Call her dude or bro. "Did you say something?" while she talks to you. Call her your little sister. Compliment the other girls around her. Ask if her best friend is single. Cut her off during a conversation.Disagree with her, call her out. Refuse to do something if she asks you. Do things that a guy trying to impress give negative answers when she asks how much money you make etc.

Every girl knows what negging is nowadays so don't even try. But you can make it as if you are trying to portray yourself in a negative way to prevent her from being attracted to you. Talk about your male friend as if hes great and recommend him as if you are trying to push her towards him. ITS AMAZING. "Why is he not trying to impress me? Why is he not bragging? Does he not like me? MUH VALIDATION!!!"

I'm genuinely turned off by women that these things work on though (the majority of girls on the internet / tumblr girls and daddy issues girls). I am less of a sexist muhsogine these days and I appreciate it when a woman feels like she deserves appreciation and enjoys it. The ones who are turned on by abuse want a guy whos constantly running away from them screams of low self esteem and just make me wanna run away, yuck.

Also ignore the "just be urself" fags, they live in an ideal world where things go how they want.

last edit on 9/26/2020 12:53:48 PM
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Blanc said: 

All you need is charisma and a stupid wing man to make you look good 

Surprisingly Machiavellian take.

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