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who's a handsome boy?


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who's a handsome boy? who's the handsombest boy in the whole wide world? hm? 

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you

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boops your nose 

yes, YOU are! 

 

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Those Dodge dogs can be mean, apparently.

If I were going to get a dog, it would be a working dog on a beautiful farm full of milking does, and it would be a dog like Toby.

 

 

I'm not rlly a fan of keeping dogs as pets.

Any creature that costs more than $20/ month to feed should work to earn its keep.

Humans, dogs, cattle, they're all the same to me in that respect.

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Xena said: 

Any creature that costs more than $20/ month to feed should work to earn its keep.

They earn it by being cute. 

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They earn it by giving you the companionship that you so desperately need you heartless wretch. How dare you

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lol maybe you need companionship.

I need money, food and water, shelter, and protection from thieves and vandals.

Friends are too effing expensive  :P

 

Goats could give me milk, and a dog that could protect those goats would hypothetically be earning his/her keep.

Or maybe if I had a bigger, flashier place and I needed a nice Sheprador or smthg to guard the place, I could put up with it.

 

But blah. $60/ month plus $500/year to the vet and another $300 or so for preventative flea and tick treatments is an obscene amount of money to spend on companionship.

I could get 3 visits with a rlly nice hooker for that lol

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I take it you're not one who believes in charity? 

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That would depend on the charity.

Some are useful, others are a huge waste of time and money.

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Xena said: 

That would depend on the charity.

Some are useful, others are a huge waste of time and money.

So if your kids went full invalid you'd see no value in them anymore? 

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That's not what I said.

My daughter is smart and a good cook, and still would be, even if she lost the use of both legs and one hand.

 

My son has a strong back, and he's happy to help me clean the house.

He still would, even if he lost the use of both his legs.

 

But thx for another ugly TC misinterpretation.

I was wondering when you'd come up with some stupid shit to argue about.

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