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Massive road rash and a dislocated shoulder has left my miserable ass in a shitty position and brutally bad timing...but shit happens...and one of the coolest things that rose out of it, is the gift that keeps on giving of itself....win/win for the reason in being. 

Long story short, the wounds are a godawful mess and I can't change the dressings myself....and two students of mine and Dirac ...unbeknownst to me volunteered to do the dirty work....lol...and it is gross...and they get to hear me scream...sigh...so cute. Both young fellows are 21 and 20, and really shy....and these two are the ones that rise to the occasion...just because...

Seriously, sometimes I feel like the luckiest SOB, despite the crapton of bullshit that has landed on my head over time...lol....there has certainly been a fkton of it...

 

~~~ Tra LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA....LIFE IS LIFE~~~

When the shit hit the fan of existence....what good came of it?

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How the fuck are you typing with a dislocated shoulder?

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I usually use my fingers. How do you shoulder type ?

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Thank you Waltz, the obvious is sadly overlooked by the self proclaimed genius... 

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I take it you've never dislocated a shoulder. lol

Every little movement from the tip of your fingers right up to the side of your neck and across your chest feels like somebody is shoving their finger into your injured region when you dislocate smthg. Knee, shoulder, what have you.

 

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You are correct though, Xena, It is massively unpleasant...but pales to the road rash , which is fking hell. 

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Yeah. Scrapes are the worst. I hate them. I'm so glad I've never had actual road rash. I've only had the kind of abrasions that come from skinning myself up when I'm stupid enough to wear dollar store flipflops in the rain or w/e.  <:'(  Those are bad enough.

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Ew. That would likely be like eating shoe leather.

Unless you stew it in a slowcooker for about 8 hours.

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Discolated shoulder, broke wrist, broke arm, broke nose and recently messed the  joint of my ankles so I can hardly stand up.

Don't lecture me on what you can do or not lol, I am pretty sure you and me are humans so yeah, you can move your just lay your hand over the keyboard and move your fingers with 0 problems and your hand maybe not that fast but even thou you can still type fat.

Lol Xena, just come to the Chat and talk with us if you want attention. That's ok, for real.

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