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Precisely what medieval contrivance avails you the craft of rain making o smarmy one?

You boast of this great future conquest. You wish to stop the rains with your fetid breath and foul words?

Methinks 'tis nuttin but hot air XD

Not exactly....but even your attempt at lousy planning is better than the nothing you have going so far....not by much, perhaps you will up your game, to make it interesting? ....but we both know you can't. 

"Not exactly....but even your attempt at lousy planning is better than the nothing you have going so far....not by much, perhaps you will up your game, to make it interesting? ....but we both know you can't. "

lol who the hell are you talking to?

Nice try :D

Sugar, my Master of Law, is now head of House SugEarth. She will fight you in order to save the realm.

In the conquest cycle, Earth overcomes water as earth-built canals direct the flow, as well as soil absorbing water.

Wood is House SugEarth's weakness (:D)

Wood overcomes earth by binding it together with the roots of trees and drawing sustenance from the soil.

and is featured on the Hill House arms, a house fallen under my command.

Hill has wood (:D) for Sugar the Master of Law with whom he is allied through marriage. His wood will protect Sugar and be on her side.

Missbehaved stated: source post

Your pony had an encounter with my 707 horsepower Dodge Charger. It shouldn't even be around anymore XD

Eddie, are you blind

Thats not a pony, its an unicorn. It's magic and sparkly and you can't kill it. Also,after Missy and my little fun time your car won't hurt a normal pony anymore either lol

Yes it is a magical unicorn!

Niniela stated: source post

Eddie, are you blind

Nini, are you pop culture blind?
 

Thats not a pony, its an unicorn.

Try telling a die hard My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan that Unicorns aren't Ponies. They will kill you and eat your remains. 

Besides, Unicorns are so 1982. The new magical horses of note are Alicorns, combining the features of both Unicorns and Pegasus. 
 

It's magic and sparkly and you can't kill it.

The answer to his plight is a healthy dose of Red Bull, as long as they aren't armed with a pesky Schmendrick. 

Either that or a Lake Troll: 

Alicorns are cool too.

This thread is full of 8 year olds...