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I guess we could be more open-minded, we should probably start practicing for their arrival.

The emerging fetish of laying Alien Eggs inside yourself.

The real question is: Do they bleed?

I put them in the curry!!!

Parallels are funny things. Inverse parallels are  bizarre, but  interesting.

Wonder what aliens would think of the Earth Shit Show? That is some seriously funny stuff. Then throw in some disordered thinking, coupled with boredom,explosive emotions, bent scrap metal , damaged and altered egos and what do you get? Forgot... a dash of paranoia and the usual rounds of this and that. 

We, as a species, struggle with intercultural communication. You think we'd cope with aliens?

I'd get them some lager and chicken. Probably nuggets.

Maybe the aliens would dig my wisdom.

Edit: They've crossed vast spaces, they deffo deserve a curry.

I had a dream a friend and i made first contact with an alien species who has never been to earth before ever. I knew where it would land and that it would tear a small hole in the ground. I was told not to tell anyone I knew they were coming. 

I said "I at least have to get the baby out of the way! I'm not going to let a baby get crushed by an alien space craft!". I was going to move the mother and her baby with or without consent. I was thankfully provided authority to move them out of the way. I did so without mentioning aliens lol. 

So when the aliens landed they looked humans though did not know how to act human.  I have reason to believe it might not be their true form they are taking human form to be more welcoming.

So I was given a colony of bacteria from the alien. I was a bit worried the alien was trying to make me sick with bacteria my immune system has never encountered. It might just be this bacteria colony is a message or has significance on their planet. I did not seem to get any strange symptoms or anything. 

So my friend and I started talking to the alien trying to communicate in English or with body language. It started to pick up on body language first and started. It started to laugh when it felt it was cue to laugh. 

Then I woke up... 

The best way to invade a world of less advanced beings, would be to do it without them knowing.

If the majority knew they were here, then all the things they have us doing to one another would cease.