"You're too sexually tempting for me."
I was trying to seduce a youth pastor.
Disclaimier: No sneak diss intended
These are the worst excuses used on me in my relationships
"I want an open relationship"
"If you'd loved me you would've hit me"
"I love you, but at times I don't"
"I need a guy that supports me(she meant financially)"
"We're breaking up now, but that doesn't mean it has to be final"
I have one....but we weren't really in a relationship, just a down-low benefits....thing?
"Our sex is overrated and your pussy is played-out : / " (emoji because it was sent over text.)