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Worst/Best Break-Up Lines


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LMFAO WTF?

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over text "lol i found a new hot bf we r done bye"

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You know what i hate about you the most, you claim to be a rape victim, even though your rape experience was so tame that its literally not even worth calling rape, i honestly hope you go to a mental hospital so you can actually know what it feels like to be raped. When i went to a hospital the 1st time one of the guys there kept telling me how sexy i was and said one night he came into my room and jacked off watching me sleep. I told someone there and they said they couldnt lock my door because then it would cause a domino effect and other patients would want their doors locked. Mental hospitals are filled with mostly batshit crazy males and almost all of them are coed. I seriously hope you go there and get raped if I dont see you on saturday.

 sincerely,

Andrew

this was my personal best break up message.

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Dunno but "what would you think the worst/best break up line would be?" seems like a decent start.

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I don't know how we got on the topic the other day, but DN and I started talking about the best/worst break-up lines. He thought the best line to use was:

I can't love you anymore.

Like a "it's not you, it's me thing" except really really horrible.

What are some of the best and worst break-up lines you've used or heard?

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my dog doesnt like you...my cat does though...proof youre an unlovable asshole

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Your sister does it better.

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nah, it would be a best reply to the break-up

"hey babe we gotta talk"

"huh"

"i think i don't have feels for you anymore blah blah"

"k"

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probably worst break-up line was used on a girl i harbored with an expired visa. i told her, "you have to go back home. you cannot find work here and you are living on borrowed time." she thought i was abandoning her but it was just a logistical thing; it could not go on forever. not a fan of pick-up lines. they feel cheesy to me.

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Worst/Best Break-Up Lines

"DIE DIE DIE"

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