probably used to white girls spreading for jamal and leaving him rob cuz he's a manly man and it's raycist to not do so.
I finally found someone to wax me! It was the best Brazilian I've ever had, like srlsly almost painless, and I'm someone who really feels pain down there. I was chatting to her, and turns out she speaks three languages, travelled all over the world, really educated and used to work in a similar field to me but set up this waxing business to make a loada money. Respect.
And someone from the police called me the next day to check I was still alive and make a very carefully worded apology. So I guess all is right with the world.
Now, i'm not the kinda person who is particularly interested in politics or prone to going off on rants, but this has been on my mind so I will say it here.
I pay quite a lot in taxes, certainly more than I would like, and as a healthy person with no dependents I don't ask a heck of a lot in return for that money. But when i'm in the house by myself and phone the police cos some fucktard is screaming and shouting outside and trying to break in through the window with a bit of wood, I'd ideally expect a wee bit more than a lone female policewoman turning up in a teeny patrol car 1hr and 10 mins later asking if everything is alright. Call me old fashioned, but i was kinda expecting a couple of burley fellas in a van to come and scare him away. The silly woman looked like she'd spent the past hour badly applying an odd shade of blue eyeliner. Ok, it's prob not her fault that she had to go there by herself, but she was the same height and build as me, and the fella trying to break in once claimed he'd played as a prop forward for South Africa under19s, and frankly I believe him. You've got to wonder what on God's green earth they're spending tax money on if the police can't do smth as simple as, you know, police.
And on a slightly related note, why don't British people talk to each other? Like, this fella was outside screaming and shouting loud enough to wake the dead for over an hour, yet on a residential street w plenty of people, not one single person came out their house. Maybe i'm just homesick, but i simply can't imagine that happening where i'm from - it prob wouldn't even get to the stage where the police would be called because a neighbour would sort it out.
Also, since when is it socially acceptable to go to the shops in your pyjamas?? Is this a thing now? Do they have a different pair of pyjamas for every day? Surely it'd be unhygienic to wear them to bed when you've walked to Asda in them...
There is more that I could say, but that is enough ranting for one evening.