"I keep seeing you struggling with this, and it's as cringey to me as Mee's tone or TK's posing. It's what we do here, isn't it, call people out when they make fools of themselves."
You're right. You're a fucking idiot ed. I've used one of the most blatant forms of sarcasm and you took that as genuine flattery. You tried to just now grill me for it by also backing it up with petty shit that happened years ago. You're too eager to get at me, I dont know when and where but im sorry I rustled your jimmies this fucking bad.
"See you as a threat? Fuck, you surely take this "online womanizing" business seriously, don't you."
It's the only explanation for how someone would overlook that blatant sarcasm. What went through your head when you saw this:
We'll have 3 or 4 children we'll traumatize between our various domestic violence disputes and after our divorce you can chase me for child support while I skip from state to state under a different name. True love
That's definitely my serious attempt at flattery ed and I meant everyword of it(SARCASM)