- 5:11 Venator of Verum: to touch the flower, at the end of the night. One might understand how to end up right. Insertion, recovery, the teeth not there. Perhaps the lie is everywhere?
- 5:12 DanTucker: why do i suck?
- 5:12 Venator of Verum: lol. i'm still fucking you in the head.
- 5:14 DanTucker: lol yes youre the 12 year old me voice deep inside my head
- 5:19 Venator of Verum: the epistemological escapes you my dear. The alethiological baffles you my sweetness. Fear not, for a table is not a table without support, and only those surviving can so report.
- dani: well why are robots used on something as dumb as grapes
- harmlessregret: because they're delicate like people
- harmlessregret: and you don't start on people
- harmlessregret: robots performing surgery
- dani: grapes are meant to be eaten not cared for
- harmlessregret: but its not about the grapes
- hdiver: what kind harm
- Venator of Verum: because their manipulators don't shake like the common surgeon's alcoholic hands.
- harmlessregret: its about can the robot operate on the grape
- hdiver: surgery
- dani: yea, what kind?
- harmlessregret: its for vasectomies
- hdiver: ouch
- harmlessregret: vasectomies are the best idea ever
- hdiver: fuck that
- harmlessregret: but robots operate on grapes first
- Venator of Verum: all fun and no juice
- hdiver: sperms need to get out
- harmlessregret: beacaues you don't wanna be the discount starter balls
- dani: oh you mean this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3076085/The-amazing-moment-tiny-robot-used-removing-tumors-practices-surgery-stitching-GRAPE-SKIN.html
- hdiver: damn good dani
- 3:05 harmlessregret: but robots operate on grapes
- 3:05 hdiver: ya you good too dam
- 3:05 Venator of Verum: Hmm, tiny robot operating my balls. The future is amazing.
- 3:05 harmlessregret: its less awkward
- 3:06 harmlessregret: but what are we all gonna do when robots do it all
- 3:06 dani: so those are also grape peeling machines
- 3:06 harmlessregret: do you want one
- 3:06 dani: no, that would be frivolous spending
- 3:07 Primal: VoV....is starting to read reminsicent of Omega
- 3:07 Venator of Verum: we're gonna grow fat and utterly lazy and I can finally get my moobs
- 3:07 Primal: Little robots operating his balls
- 3:07 Prince: I fear the theory 'Roko's Basilisk'
- 3:07 harmlessregret: we are fat and lazy
- 3:07 Primal: That would be quite the thing for Discovery Channels
- 3:07 harmlessregret: we have to replicate reality to not be fat
- 3:07 dani: im not fat or lazy
- 3:07 harmlessregret: because there literally is no reality
Primal stated: source post
pffft to the above ^^^
- 2:58 Venator of Verum: in time I shall have bull balls and the saggiest moobs possible. And I'll expose them with pride unbeknown to the common man. That's how narcissistic I am.
- 1:03 Cricket: If the French Canadians hate me, they haven't said much about it in my time here
- 1:03 Venator of Verum: oh, they always so nice as a host, but try living amongst them and screw their daughters.