Do get a hold of yourself.
This is a serious matter.
People measuring their members in a social environment.
It's a holy thing and ridiculing it is sacrilegious.
It's about time someone made a VoV appreciation thread. Here's some inspiring words from a few years ago:
http://54.188.177.204/topic/2014-03-15/a-new-interpretation
Edit: This thread also has some of my favorite puppets. Broccoli Bob and West Side Sociopath were ahead of their time.