I always thought that bit about alcohol up people's butts was a myth.
Like ew. Just ew.
Way to dry out stuff that doesn't work properly without moisture.
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I doubt that many people actually DO it, but it is definitely a real thing that can (but shouldn't) be done. Putting alcohol up your butt instead of down your throat gets you drunk WAY faster, and WAY MORE because it pretty much goes straight into the blood stream. It's the same idea behind those retarded kids who (If I hadn't seen video I wouldn't believe it) try to shoot vodka with their EYES (putting vodka in a shot glass and pressing it up against the open eye, then leaning the head back). "Fun" for fucking stupid people (if "alcohol junkie" is a thing, that's what they are because even regular alcoholics look at these people weird) who are probably going to die of alcohol poisoning one way or another before they turn thirty, basically.
The thing is, it's SO MUCH more efficient of a delivery system that you can overdose extremely easily. Pretty much, unless you're a chemist and proctologist, you'll probably screw up the amount and, if nothing else, give yourself the worst hangover of your life.
Lol, no, I'm an erotic artist, and a guy.
That's not a thing, actually. Maybe once there were, back in porn's heyday (the 70s) when porn was a big production, and shot on actual film and things were closer to what you see in "Boogie Nights", but there are no "fluffers" now. Guys have to keep themselves hard- which is why it takes forever to shoot anything.
You are making up stories to defend your broken ass fetishism.
There is nothing even remotely interesting about stretching my asshole to experience, what? A stronger orgasm? Big fucking deal.
Then spend days with a sore ass, anal leakage and who the fuck knows what? And prior to all that, enemas? Way too much fucking effort for an orgasm.
You read like an idiot trying to sell the concept though.
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You will want an enema first. This girl can help.
Yes, you will DEFINITELY want to have done an enema of one kind or another before butt stuff, because surprise butt stuff usually means an unpleasant surprise.
Honestly, there's a "bottom" diet, if you want to be able to have spontaneous anal sex, it basically makes you clean and less smelly than a regular diet (it sounds like I'm joking but I'm not, I'm peripherally "in the industry", so I've known a few people behind the scenes. I'm not trying to sound like I'm bragging, there is nothing glamorous about the porn industry behind the scenes, I assure you.). Porn stars invented it, because it already takes a whole day to shoot an hour of porn, so they don't want to waste time having to make sure everything is clean.. Though, sometimes, lol, if it isn't and the actors can roll with it, they'll just shrug and change the "script" to be a scat film.
Shit. That's what you mean. And the stench of shit.
Increased risk of HIV and STD's, leaking out the ass, sore asshole, tearing of the mucus membrane up the ass and infection.
In exchange for an orgasm? Bad deal.
you can orgasm a whole lot longer and stronger from the prostate or from a cock cage. And it's a lot more enjoyable to get there. Don't wanna try it because you find it unnatural or whatever, it's your deal. Pretending to know it's not worth it without having ever felt anything close to it just make you look like an idiot though.
Shit comes out of my ass. Nothing goes up my ass. It is an exit, as designed by nature for that purpose.
Male orgasm lasts 5-15 seconds max. Big fucking deal.
Maybe you suffer from some sexual dysfunction? Cock cages and submission is your deal. It's not like you would have much to add other than your asshole.