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lol' d at this: "Trying to 'express yourself' by doing gay porn is like trying to sleep while sitting on a cactus... it doesn't work. And your ass will get destroyed in the process. "

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Xena stated: source post

lol wtf?

Why would anybody waste a perfectly good batch of coffee like that?

It accomplishes the same goal when you put it in your mouth.

Idk about everybody else, but I'd much rather drink my coffee than put it up my butt. lol

 

youll understand when you're older

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I shouldn't have clicked play at work. 

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reckless savage poodle

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Are you really questioning my credentials?

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I have never been "pounded" from behind lol, but a finger inside with a water based lube, or a small plug is ok.

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First of all, thanks for posting that video, I laughed my ass off.

Second, to be honest, your question is the same as asking "Why have sex when masturbation makes you orgasm"

Because it feels good. Anal sex might not be your thing, just like pussy isn't mine. shrug Different strokes for different folks, and a good thing too or we'd all be fighting over the same pussies just to get off.

..Also, and maybe this is just me, but women are not worth their pussies. They're just not worth the damn trouble. Gay sex is so much more hassle free.

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Tryptamine3 stated: source post

You will want an enema first. This girl can help.

Yes, you will DEFINITELY want to have done an enema of one kind or another before butt stuff, because surprise butt stuff usually means an unpleasant surprise.

Coffee enemas are, to my knowledge, mostly just the crack version of coffee for caffeine addicts. The people who do them aren't in it for anal cleanliness or anal care, it's all about using the fast-into-the-bloodstream delivery system that putting stuff in your butt gets you. College kids do it with booze.  [NOTE: Just as a PSA, putting substances in your butt can -kill- you because of just how well it delivers things into your bloodstream. If you choose to put things in your ass that it can absorb, SERIOUSLY know what you're doing first, or make peace with being found dead with a bottle sticking out of your ass.]

Honestly, you can literally just type "shower enema" in google and get a ton of results. This is like the one I have (though I bought mine in an adult shop, not online, so it's a different brand entirely), it's penis-shaped so it's hygienic and enjoyable.

Honestly, there's a "bottom" diet, if you want to be able to have spontaneous anal sex, it basically makes you clean and less smelly than a regular diet (it sounds like I'm joking but I'm not, I'm peripherally "in the industry", so I've known a few people behind the scenes. I'm not trying to sound like I'm bragging, there is nothing glamorous about the porn industry behind the scenes, I assure you.). Porn stars invented it, because it already takes a whole day to shoot an hour of porn, so they don't want to waste time having to make sure everything is clean.. Though, sometimes, lol, if it isn't and the actors can roll with it, they'll just shrug and change the "script" to be a scat film.

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Ah. Give me a little credit, you could have been joking and making an accusation, right? Especially on this site, lol.

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