I'll start by stating I'm not a wannabe psychopath, sociopath, and/or narcissist. I'm more along the lines of depression and I'm a pretty normal person. Lately, I've been watching a lot of crime tv shows and reading articles about serial killers, and eventually came up with the question in the title out of boredom. I guess I'll be the first to answer my own questions. I would want to be a serial killer because of inspiration.
The thought of being able to pull of such gruesome acts and get away with it gives me an adrenaline rush. The fact there are real people who've actually done such things is what makes it inspiring. I wouldn't want to kill for any random reason, I would want to kill with purpose, or the inspiration would be wasted. I actually enjoy the idea of becoming a vigilante and killing criminals, or others who kill without purpose.
Now how would I go about doing so without being detected by witnesses and law enforcement. Well first, I wouldn't kill the victim in my own city. I would choose a victim located in a different city, and by victim I mean criminal or a purposeless murderer. I would then locate his/her address and make sure his lifestyle is similar to my own. Which would be a lonely and isolating lifestyle.
After confirming the victim's address and lifestyle, I would then need to make up an excuse to enter this persons home. Possibly by conversing every now and then just to make it seem natural when appearing at this persons home, or at least not completely random. Before actually going to this persons and/or victims house, I would need to be prepared with a proper set of tools. I would bring a tranquilizer hand gun, a small sword, a small knife, a small Petri dish, duct tape, gloves, a hair net, a small roll of garbage bags, all carried in a small back pack.
When inside I would eventually ask for something and hope that he/she takes there eyes off me to grab it, then I would shoot them with the tranquilizer. I would then put on my gloves and drag the unconscious body to there bed and proceed to tie them up so they can't escape when they wake up. I would then use the duct tape to cover his/her mouth. I would then use a few of the garbage bags to wear so blood doesn't get all over me.
Then when they wake up I would use the small knife to stab a wound on the right side of there body, similar to how Jesus was stabbed when crucified. I would then let some of the blood pour into the Petri dish and save it as a trophy. Then I would put on the hair net as a safeguard from getting any hair left behind since I'll be there for a little while. From there I would take out my small sword and execute him/her by a stab wound directly in the middle of the chest and slice the body open from chest to stomach. From there, I would proceed to severe the limbs of the body.
I would then put the limps in the garbage bags and place them all in the freezer and possibly fridge if there's not enough room. I would then pack up all my things, clean up the place and leave quietly and naturally as possible. I would then head back to my city and maybe get a bite to eat. After that I would head home unpack all my things and find a safe place for the Petri dish. If I ever decided to kill again with a similar routine, I would dismember the body differently and dispose of it a new way so the kills won't be connected.
That's pretty much why and how I would do it, what about you?
P.S. I forgot forgot to add rope to the list of things I would need, not having anything to to him/her up with would be a real bitch. Actually, instead of rope I would use a shit load yarn. Also, I would wear a pair of plastic gloves under my other gloves for eextra protection against prints. Finally, I would make use of the extra garbage backs by ripping both sides open so it's like a small plastic sheet. From there I would do that with multiple bags and duct tape them around the area to keep blood from getting all over the place.
I would want the body (parts) to be found eventually to see if my plan worked or not, just not found immediately.
