You know you're a sociopath when you can't even have a conversation in a thread without degenerating into childish insult wars after the first two posts.
You know you're a sociopath when:
You're capable of coming up behind someone or being behind their door when they open it having not made a single sound
You make noises that don't sound human
You have trouble smiling without looking like you have a serious mouth injury
oh my fucking jaw hurts
You know you're a sociopath when:
- You share a fridge with others, you're finishing off the juice, and you pour a nice big ol' glass for yourself, leaving 1/5 of a glass for the next person.
- You don't hold doors open for people. You see a woman with baggage running toward the elevator to catch it, and look at her with a grin through the narrowing space as the door closes.
- You do not restrain your flatulence from the unfortunate people who did make it into the elevator with you.
- You see a heap of extra coins in the penny holder by a cash register, and after your first transaction, you go and get yourself something cheap...for free.
- When the cashier says "have a nice day," you say nothing back. Fuck that cashier.
- You then go outside of the store and light up a cigarette in front of the propane tanks.
- You watch The Big Bang Theory.
- You sell oregano presented as marijuana to kids.
- You wear a striped shirt with plaid shorts.
- When in public, you wear your headphones around your neck and crank the volume all the way up to let everyone know you listen to alpha music...and you don't care whether or not those betas are enjoying it.
- You urinate in a shared shower.
- You tell the pizza delivery guy to "keep the change." But the change was less than 50 cents. Then when your roommate chatises you, you say: "What? It's better than nothing!"
- You randomly do burnouts in your car during the dead of night in the suburbs.
​ - You enjoy listening to yodeling.
...you make yourself cry at a grandparent's funeral, so you don't attract too much attention and hopefully make the boring experience move along smoother.
...kill a pet so you don't have to take care of its constant, annoying neediness.
...steal something from a friend of yours and plant it on someone you don't like but your friend does, in order to get your friend to lose the other person.
That's symptoms of being an internet troll, not sociopathy :p
You know you're a sociopath
when you make someone cry and you're more concerned about understanding what you said wrong than the person's feelings.
You joke about people dying and you're the only one laughing.. awkward.
you're your own best friend.
You're the only interesting person you know.
Etc.
This guy seems to know a lot about Sociopaths:
The other video he's referencing talking about Dating a Sociopath (and further referencing to fractals) can be found here.
XD
*Edit: No wonder you people are missing the joke and skipping my vid. The last 4 letters of the title are missing.
It's Charlie Chaplin On Cocaine.
Fuck I hate explaining my jokes to people who are too sociopathic to watch my vids or laugh at stuff that isn't bleeding :P