I recently posted a thread similar to this on psychforums, though I used the word psychopath there (sociopath seems more appropriate here), so I figured I'd post a similar one here as it might get some more entertaining responses.
The idea of this thread is to post something you think a sociopath would do that makes them what they are. You do not have to be a sociopath yourself to respond.
It will make the thread more entertaining if you can think of something amusing and witty relating to sociopathy.
Do not post a whole list of things you think a sociopath would do, just one thing per post. It will give others a chance to come up with something as well.