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I accidentally discovered this suicide method last night: Do you have domestos in the US? If so, get the green bottle and while pouring it slowly in the tub pour very warm / boiling water over it. As the vapors come up just inhale them. You won't feel any pain but I woke up with the back of my head bloody from the fall and a nasty ass pain on my chest, doctor said lucky I have shallow breath or I would've been dead by now, you might have good lungs so this might work better. Good luck xx

i don't know but i'm fairly sure that i'll be in deep shit for trying to sneak out.

in any case, i've decided that going out in the pouring rain is a retarded idea and i'll just wait until tomorrow and go in the daytime.

The 5x Longer Domestos advert shows a germ cheerfully skipping and singing a song in a very deep American voice, reminiscent of narration in horror movie trailers.

Sung to the tune of "London Bridge Is Falling Down", the lyrics were:

"I'm going to make some people vom,
People vom, people vom.
Spew their guts and cry to mom,
Ain't that pretty?

I'm going to give them diarrhoea, diarrhoea, diarrhoea..."

The commercial ends with a voiceover of the slogan, read by famous British actor Patrick Stewart.^[8]

>implying i want to do anything else with my life besides kill myself

lol

speaking of which, i'm now attempting to kill myself through dehydration, which like so many other suicide methods would be easy to accomplish if i lived alone, but is made significantly more complicated due to the fact that there are two other people monitoring my daily routine. i think that the best way to do it without resorting to drastic methods will be to sleep through dinner and other meals, then say that i ate during the night.

hopefully, they won't catch on to what i'm doing, because i'll be fucked if i have to go to the goddamn hospital one more time. if they do then probably what i'll have to do is leave the house and stay gone until i'm dead. i really hope i don't have to do that though because the whole idea just fills me with dread.

now i have a bunch of enchiladas sitting upstairs in the kitchen that i have to dispose of one way or another. i'm reluctant to though because some part of me hates to waste perfectly good food, especially when it's enchiladas. maybe i could like, save it and then eat it in heaven?? lol

i finally took the last quarter of the ged test today and i appear to have passed, thank fuck i'm done with that shit

obviously, i'm still alive.

._.

For random amusement...

"I'm a lost sheep, now what?" Lol.

It's a little insulting that they have "What can you do after the test?"

i think that out of all my suicide attempts this one is the most likely to succeed, notwithstanding parental interference. unlike all the others, it only requires sitting here and NOT doing anything, rather than going and doing some violent thing to myself, which is probably the best suited for my cowardly apathetic sack of shit brain.