"Has a retarded Somalian stolen a Macbook?"
-ranxerox
Ah, this thread has cropped up again. Having spoken with Etzel earlier today and thus being reminded of him, I will quote something he said once:
"This goes to show more about you than me lol. So what if I was attacked? BEING ATTACKED IS WHAT I WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU GODDAMN STUPID FUKING CHILD. HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO TEST MY IDEAS, SEE THEIR WORTH AND DEFEND THEM? You know nothing of life kid. When you do grow up and start leaving your room, try growing a pair of balls and be a man. Feels good.
Of course you and I are two complete DIFFERENT SPECIES and I'm JUST WASTING TIME trying to make you see things you were never fated to understand in the first place. It's like trying to teach quantum mechanics to a dog, lol. WOOF! WOOF!"
The man never failed to crack me up.
"I'm like school on sunday: no class, but I have a huge dick"
"I don't react well to sarcasm, it reminds me of when my mother said she loved me"
"I wish a woman could strike my balls with the fury of all feminists"
"Black people love the night because it affords them natural camouflage."
- Jason Schultz