That one of the dozens of women you've slept with out there had a kid and you didn't know about it?
When I meet irresponsible and attractive men, I wonder how many spawn they have created that they are unaware of. It does happen, though. My uncle fathered eight babies (that he knew of) while he was married, only two belonged to his wife. He's dead now, though, I'm sure that is not related, lmao...
Have I ever had an irrational fear that one of the dozens of women I've slept with have a spawn of mine...?
Wait a second...who gives a shit whether or not anyone has this ultra-specific fear? Why does it matter?
Oh wait...this is actually bragging disguised as a question. Never mind.