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on 6/12/2015
Posts: 5426
Pick-up lines

Here's one for Syst: "Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you." XD

Seriously though, pick up lines are getting old and lame. Since everyone can google them they lost even the witty appeal a woman might have seen in them. Scripted scenarios with friends are complicated and unnecessary too. Start with "Hello" and use smth from that place and time, you have better chances. It's all in the delivery anyway.

on 6/15/2015
Posts: 172
Pick-up lines

Jims version: Are you an orphane... Because I want to abandon some babies inside you, baby.

I know it's not funny and mostly just cringeworthy... but that's what makes it so very much a jim version of it.

on 6/15/2015
Posts: 2358
Pick-up lines

"Hey baby, what flavor roofie do you like?"

on 6/15/2015
Posts: 948
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damn bbygurl are you a coin?cuz your not worth much

on 6/15/2015
Posts: 46
Pick-up lines

"Here's $100."

 

Just about guaranteed to work.

on 6/15/2015
Posts: 437
Pick-up lines

"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."

on 6/15/2015
Posts: 183
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Do you work for Google? Cuz I've been searching for you...

on 6/16/2015
Posts: 678
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