Post your best ones here
Are you an orphanage because I wanna abandon some babies inside you!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing.
I'll be sure to use that one on a fat girl. She'll be happy knowing she didn't snap the keyboard in half with her massive rolls.
There's a spider in your hair.
damn bbygurl is your name gillet? cuz you're the best a man can get :*
Yeah, I don't think anyone actually uses them anymore. I'd do it to random women when I was having fun with friends
Hey bbygurl did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cuz your face looks busted
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
God knows you want this dick