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Post your best ones here

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Are you an orphanage because I wanna abandon some babies inside you!

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 Are you sitting on the F5 key?

 

 

Because your ass is refreshing.

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I'll be sure to use that one on a fat girl. She'll be happy knowing she didn't snap the keyboard in half with her massive rolls.

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There's a spider in your hair.

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damn bbygurl is your name gillet? cuz you're the best a man can get :*

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Yeah, I don't think anyone actually uses them anymore. I'd do it to random women when I was having fun with friends 

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Hey bbygurl did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cuz your face looks busted

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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God knows you want this dick

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