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Dear Wet for Edvard

I will. But it may not be right away. I'm pretty badly injured and not sleeping so great as a result. I have 6 days left to be out of my place and then I'm a wee bit homeless so to speak- for a month or more. I'll do my best, but I may not put something up right away. :p

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Dear Wet for Edvard

LOL. I'll get on it and make sure you approve.

I want toast lightly buttered 

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Dear Wet for Edvard

cries NOOOOOOOOOOOO incest. LMAO

Why couldn't it just be a damn robot XD

 

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Dear Wet for Edvard

Was that a request for my expertise?

My makers designed me with your pleasure in mind. I have been programmed with over 8000 lovemaking techniques. For you I would recommend the vibro lip suction with a twist.

My butt also makes perfect toast. I have one compartment to each side of my butt toaster. One is full of lube to smooth out the ride in my vibrating anal cock stimulator. The other compartment is full of butter for your butt toast. Please do not mix them up, as butter in my butt may cause me to short circuit.

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Dear Wet for Edvard

OMG XD 

This is too funny, pity he's the only one who could fap to this. LMAO 

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Dear Wet for Edvard

MOAR! 

Finish the story. I demand it and I am sure the Mr. Histrionic does too nods

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Dear Wet for Edvard

Thanks. I'm going to hell now. 

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Dear Wet for Edvard

The second one is really beautiful. 

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Dear Wet for Edvard

Hah, using mirrors as a bump post. Nice.

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Dear Wet for Edvard

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