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Dear Wet for Edvard

Actually, my installment of "lemon sucking bitches" is more like Mutant Granny Wishing She Weren't Too Fugly To Be A Crackwhore And Her Lovable Nazi Sidekick Hacking The Limbs Off Their Dystopian Wasteland And Fucking It Sideways.

Can Father Edvard save their vicious souls before they nail him to a cross and take turns buttshaming him with the severed limbs of their other prisoners?

Mwahahahaha...

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Dear Wet for Edvard

 

by Kurt van Vogel

 

by Xena

Tbh, I'm godawful at writing housewife porn. I write SF. 

 For someone aspiring to write SF,  you're  stuck in the bottom ring of housewifery porn when it comes to the realm of abstract.  

Won't fly off the shelves. 

 

 

 

 Have you been to a bookstore lately? I haven't. I stopped going to bookstores last year, because they're all filled with housewifey porn.

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Dear Wet for Edvard

 

by Xena

Tbh, I'm godawful at writing housewife porn. I write SF. 

 For someone aspiring to write SF,  you're  stuck in the bottom ring of housewifery porn when it comes to the realm of abstract.  

Won't fly off the shelves. 

 

 

 

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Dear Wet for Edvard

 

by scurvy

 

by Kurt van Vogel

Still haven't the faintest clue what this thread is about. 

Rayven against the world and Lycan standing by her side because he loves her.

 Chivalry.  Most admirable.

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Dear Wet for Edvard

My Oh my. puppets galore, and the intoxicating scent of the exhaust fumes from the Harpey-mobile.

Im quite beside myself.

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Dear Wet for Edvard

Oh, Silk... WHY?

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Dear Wet for Edvard

 

by Helena

  Have you been to a bookstore lately? I haven't. 

 Nope, nor have i. 

I stopped going to bookstores last year, because they're all filled with housewifey porn.

Not all though, you gotta pick your bookstores / publishers well. You can get out relatively undisenchanted as long as you can afford the right venue. (M'self, i should just start to read the stuff already on the shelves - saves on the expense ;)

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Dear Wet for Edvard

Which part smells bad, the part where it's her against everyone else or the part where I said you love her?

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Dear Wet for Edvard

Hmmm, this puppet smells of cat pee. 

I recommend dry cleaning it.

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Dear Wet for Edvard

lol. How would you know? You've never read any of my SF.

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