So, I'm 32, I'm working on my PhD in neuroscience. I'm also a writer. I write erotica under a pseudonym. Not crap like 50 shades of nonsense, but good erotica. I always knew I was different. I started masturbating at four, so my muscles are very tight. Tighter than any man I've been with's ever felt, and I've had a lot. I'm a sex addict. I have ASPD, with histrionic pd, and sex addiction. I don't believe I can love. Men fall in love with me easily, and especially after they feel me, they can't forget me. The stalk, beg, everything, but I never care. I break their hearts, and the look on their faces when they realize I am a reptilian she-devil. I have large, pale green eyes, very white skin. I love to wear black. I have a deep voice, a very slight southern drawl; an empty soul, no moral compass, and an insatiable appetite for sex. I don't care if they're married, in fact, I prefer it- they don't have the time to have a real relationship with me, which I never wanted, anyhow. I have NO friends. I like it that way- i HATE hearing about their stupid emotional problems, when solutions are so damn easy. I can turn my emotions on and off like a switch. Every mother hates me- the first time I was kicked out of a boy's house was because his mother walked in while we were playing "doctor." My friend didn't want to, but I told him if he didn't I wouldn't play baseball with him anymore. So he did. I made him take off his shorts and underwear, so I could "examine" his private parts. I examined them for quite a while. He said, "that's feeling kinda funny." Then his ma came in, saw me, and nearly strangled me to death. Since I am so tight, it never takes men long. I am a sadist, and proud of it. I love to humiliate men, in a variety of ways. I like to laugh at them during sex as well, because they're always surprised when they first go in because they've never had one so tight, then it's funny cause they're trying everything they can not to come, and then when they do, they come so hard they really embarrassing things! Humiliation is sadism-activates the same neurotransmitters as physical pain, but I also love to have a nice white butt to spank good and proper and play with. I just wanna be able to talk about these things without people thinking I'm a creep. I know I'm a freak, proud of it. I know I'm arrogant, and I know I'm a bitch. I just wish there were more people like me. I feel so isolated.
It's a form of humor through unhumor. It's meant to be ironic until it becomes the norm, if not a sarcastic reflection of their view of this place. By making it deliberately suck it's meant to give a subtext of how they feel.
On top of that, by portraying themselves constantly in a non-serious fashion, they are immune to criticism in their minds because they aren't being themselves. It's a shield of apathy through detachment from their alias.
by DocHal83I'm a freak, proud of it. I know I'm arrogant, and I know I'm a bitch. I just wish there were more people like me. I feel so isolated.
Freak? My arse. If you had any idea how banal, trite and utterly boring you come across to the casual reader with all that crap you wrote, you'd choke yourself to death on your own saliva.
(Why do we get all these retards dime-a-dozen any given day?? Fuck this place, used to have a better standard..)
Yeah it's good fiction, but if I'm supposed to believe that a long history of masturbation and being tight is reality. Then she is clearly a bitter tall girl.
Which makes the PHD thing entirely 100% believable.
OP, I feel your pain, you're isolation. Go hang out in a library or something and reflect on your purpose in life.