OP, don't be honest with your daughter. By now you should fully understand what honesty costs. Jesus Christ, not even your doctor would be so stupid to cure you of what could bring him repeat visits for 30 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CentennialLight
The Centennial Light is the world's longest-lasting light bulb. It is at 4550 East Avenue, Livermore, California, and maintained by the Livermore-Pleasanton Fire Department.[1] The fire department says that the bulb is at least 113 years old and has been turned off only a handful of times. Due to its longevity, the bulb has been noted by The Guinness Book of World Records,[2] Ripley's Believe It or Not!, and General Electric.[3] It is often cited as evidence for the existence of planned obsolescence in later-produced light bulbs.[4]
Where would General Electric be? My god, where would hearing aids be? Op, where the fuck would the Roman Catholic Church be?
LOL... listen to this guy try and crash the Utility company.
OP, you ever hear how stupid all the free energy nuts sound? You ever see the Hover Dam?
You understand that Mercury is the most toxic substance known to man, which is not radioactive, right?
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgam%28dentistry%29">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgam_%28dentistry%29
OP, did you have the heart to tell your Daughter that the Easter Bunny didn't exist? Did the chocolate companies have the heart to tell you that chocolate is poison? Seriously. It kills dogs, it makes you sick if you eat enough of it. You have to cover it in a thick layer of sugar in the ratio of something like 8 to 1 just to make it palatable.
Did you tell your daughter about Santa Claus?
Come on wake up. Lie to your daughter, it is the only way you will get what you want.
Honestly OP. I know ironic. The bigger the lie, the safer you will be, so once you fuck your daughters buddy, you had better pull your reputation card early and frame the psycho bitch with something nasty. Get the jump on her, and perhaps ask her to carry some drugs around with her and call the police on her, you'll figure out something. 18 year olds are psychos. Especially the ones who go after 40 year old men. It's her word against yours so make sure whatever her word is, that it doesn't hold any weight or make any sense to anyone else.
Your welcome. I'd think at 40, raising an 18 year old daughter, that you'd know all this shit by now.
Serena said,
Be honest with your daughter even if she gets upset with you first.
I think it's funny that you actually believe what you are saying. OP would be an idiot to confess his love, straight to his daughters face. He still has denial and selective memory working on his side. Be a pro...
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/09/09/129760276/obama-rejects-hillary-clinton-mexico-colombia-comparison
OP, I am joking around about the honesty stuff. Do what is right. Say no to the 18 year old hustler. Otherwise this shit is going to happen to you.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11175531/Monica-Lewinsky-I-was-in-love-with-Bill-Clinton.html
Monica Lewinsky: I was in love with Bill Clinton
Woman at centre of America's biggest sex scandal says she wants 'to give purpose to my past' by campaigning against a toxic internet culture
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky
Her father is Bernard Lewinsky, an oncologist, who is the son of German Jews who escaped Nazi Germany and emigrated to El Salvador and then moved to the United States when he was 14.[3][6] Her mother, born Marcia Kay Vilensky, is an author who uses the name Marcia Lewis. Monica's maternal grandfather, Samuel M. Vilensky, was a Lithuanian Jew, and Monica's maternal grandmother, Bronia Poleshuk, was born in the British Concession of Tianjin, China, to a Russian Jewish family.[7][8][9]
With the assistance of a family connection, Lewinsky got an unpaid summer White House internship in the office of White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta. Lewinsky moved to Washington, D.C. and took up the position in July 1995.[3][10]
Down and to the right.
I was starting to sweat it for a second. All the circumstances say one thing, but finding the silver bullet wasn't easy.
Following high school graduation, Lewinsky attended Santa Monica College, a two-year community college, and worked for the drama department at Beverly Hills High School and at a tie shop.[3][10]
Up and to the left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Os_yPVVsPQ&t=1m5s
To all the Jew haters. This thread is not proof of some Jewish conspiracy. It is only proof of a lack of naivety and the seduction skills available to someone. You'd have to dig way harder, and even if you found it, who cares?