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Helena

So are you going to become a PI now? You'll have to act fast. I already have a hit out on me (I assume. No one in the family is talking to me anymore, and it's not just because I'm a cunt: we're all cunts). If you're this dedicated, why not become a sniper? My family's matriarch has enough money to keep you wealthy for the rest of your life and probably to bring you back from the grave when you die. She's the one you want to be tracking down. Just don't shoot me in the face, okay? That's just bad etiquette.

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Helena

I don't know if I can handle monogamy, maybe for you...If you can convince me ;)

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Helena

Never boo. You know my my babe but you have to understand Ed my husband lol XD

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Helena

your all retarded

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Helena

I guess so lmao 

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Helena

So that makes me your whore?

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Helena

Cheating on me?

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Helena

 

by Cake

With dedication like that, you should manage my singing career. I bet you'd make me a star in no time.  XD

 Step off, Cake. Edvard is my biographer.

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Helena

Unless turquie94 was roboticized, I don't see you owning anyone.

Hell you can barely make beans vanish.

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Helena

Oh god this place is turning into another TLC show....

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