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Well, I would kindly get out of my seat, take my seat and continually slam on it on his head until he's unconscious. After that I would check his pockets for money. If he has any, I would generously tip the bar tender (not out of kindness but for the chair), then I would call a cab. After I get into the cab with my "beautiful woman" I would instantly demand road-head to relieve any levels of stress.

The cab driver would be completely comfortable because she would be an escort I hired prior to the whole event taking place. After that we would head to the secret destination I had planned. From there my escort would proceed to punish the beautiful woman for putting me through so much trouble (it would've been the outcome either way). After that I would have to poison them both for taking up too much of my time. Then I would let someone else come in and have there fun with mutilation and all that stuff and them take care of the mess.

Now all of this could arise a lot of questions, like how would I do all of that, but that's not important. So don't ask. It would just happen. Like rain falls from the sky, everything would fall in my favor. That's all of course assuming the man who walked up had aggressive intentions. I still don't know if he is an aggressive type or a passive aggressive type. Would he hit me in an instant or follow me for a week trying to create some impossible way to undermine me? None of that is clarified.

I'd laugh and I'd tell the guy: "Man, you better go for a checkup...with a whore like this, you might get herpes". 

in this scenario, i am thesugargirl. i would look at him confused. if he wasn't going to get physical i would go about my business. if he struck me, i would act traumatised and then bottle him in the eye when he was off guard. if i got fucked up by a dude and no one did anything, i would burn the entire place down.

by wilful

You are an eighteen year old man with no criminal record inside a busy bar/nightclub.

I really don't see how criminal record is relevant. I think you revealed more about you than anything else by stating that, but I get the scenario. Also, apparently my lack of criminal record caused me no problems in obtaining a fake I.D. to get into this bar or nightclub and drink (usa ofc).

 You struggled years to bottle your true spirit from surfacing.

True spirit?

 A beautiful woman sits at the bar and buys you a shot.  She leans over touching her cheek to yours and whispers something when a huge guy moves her face away with his hand calling her a bitch.  He looks at you to say, "get the fuck out of my seat."

How do you handle it?

 You never stated whether or not that is actually his woman or not. I'd look around to see if there are other seats open, particularly two seats together (since she leaned over to me implies that she's standing) and if there is I'll look at him, take my shot, smile, and we'll move over there. If there are no seats open, and I had been in that seat for awhile so it's clearly not his to take I'll stand my ground...sit my ground?

If it is his woman then I don't give a shit. I don't know her and she's not my problem, I'd take my shot regardless since it was a kind gift.

You mention he's 'huge' but don't clarify in what way. Built? Fat? Large mens weakness is there knees usually, so, if he wants to get physical i'll drop a a heavy foot into the side of it and go about my business. I won't throw the first punch if I want to enjoy the rest of my night where I am.

by wilful

 imagine you heard the woman's whispers:  what did she whisper?

 "Kevin Spacey is my hero"

"Oh sure, and backing off from a fight so some other man can have it, isn't cowardice at all... I swear, you guys that won't fight for what you want are fucking pathetic."

What's to say she's even wanted in the first place? It's not like women are rare or anything, and the woman in this hypothetical was just met that day. At most the only debt felt for that person would be over the shot she paid for. It's a club, there's other women there too.

Going for the fight might have me lose some teeth, which will make going for other women become that much more difficult without dental work of some kind. Reckless pride is just a gateway for bigger problems down the line.

If he doesn't know how to fight, then I doubt his weight will be much of a problem.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

"The guy in the scenario is 'huge' which could just mean fat. He could just be a fat dude that doesn't know how to fight well"

Err... I have to step in this time. There's a reason fighters are divvied up by weight class. Size really does matter.

I'm 5'7". My weight fluctuates between 130 and 180 lbs (outside of pregnancy. Don't ask how fat I was then :$) I'm telling you, I pack a better punch when I'm at the upper end of my weight range. I'm also harder to move. When I'm skinny it's easier to throw me and push me around, and everyone seems to know it. Women almost never come at me when I'm bigger. They do when I'm small.

Have you ever tried to fight a big guy? Fat or otherwise? Not a good idea. I wouldn't recommend it unless you really think your life depends on it. And use a weapon if you ever have to fight a fat dude.

Shit, my best sparring partner ever was a roly poly fat man. He taught me my best grappling moves ;)

by Turncoat

"Loyalty has nothing to do with it. It's about not letting someone else take what I want."
...you put a lot of value into a seat and a person. To me it's not worth the trouble.

Why should I move just because someone else wants that seat?

It's not about placing value on the seat or the woman. Even if I wasn't interested in the woman, I still wouldn't move for someone else. I was sitting there first because that is where I wanted to sit. So, fuck him.

The hypothetical implies that winning the fight is unlikely, the whole "huge" thing. What's the point of keeping your seat at the cost of your jaw?

You're assuming he'd win the fight.

The guy in the scenario is 'huge', which could just mean fat. He could be a fat dude that doesn't know how to fight well. 

Considering I've had martial arts training, my chances against him could be pretty good.

She could easily leave with him, laughing about the fight she instigated him into, since you just met this person and fought for her over nothing.

What if she didn't instigate the fight at all...

There's nothing in the scenario that mentions she did, so why assume it?

She may be more interested in instigating fights than screwing, it's not unheard of. You could end up with nothing to show for your efforts, seeing her suddenly become concerned over his well being if you win the fight. That outcome could even happen if the instigation was unintentional.

It could happen that way, or it may not happen that way at all. That's the chance you take.

O.O 

ROFLMFAO. Thumbs way up. 

"Why should I move just because someone else wants that seat?"
Why is the seat worth the effort?

"You're assuming he'd win the fight."
I'm assuming the potential is there and likely tilting in his favor if done fairly. Even winning a fight can mean busting a hand or taking a shot somewhere costly. Even someone adept at dodging is likely to get hit at least once, since this isn't the movies and we aren't all action stars decked head to toe in plot armor with a stunt double to ease the burden.

"The guy in the scenario is 'huge', which could just mean fat. He could be a fat dude that doesn't know how to fight well."
He's comfortable with making threats, so I doubt he's a McDonalds Lifeliner.

"Considering I've had martial arts training, my chances against him could be pretty good."
If that's true, then you should understand how even in victory you stand to lose something. Martial arts isn't a toy, and even someone without training can pack a wallop.

"There's nothing in the scenario that mentions she did, so why assume it?"
There's nothing there suggesting she didn't, and even if she didn't there's nothing to say she'd not side with him if you presented opposition. There's too many variables left unknown, and jumping into a scenario with them filled out on your own based on mere impression is begging for problems. Witnesses could be made out to see you as the bad guy.

"It could happen that way, or it may not happen that way at all. That's the chance you take."
There's no reason to take that chance. What you stand to gain could be accomplished without all the hassle and potential backfire chances. It's only worth it to me if it's someone I already know well enough, as at the very least I have someone I can ensure will be a helpful witness regardless of what I do. Liability is always worth being a concern.