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hahahahaha! XD

Ofc we will. When we stop pretending we've never done it, it stops being easy.

;)

guys. gals. are we really going to pretend we've never done it just because it was too easy?

I agree with everything you say. Alan, I honestly think you are very intelligent.

What response was given to her email about not liking, never liking, ...?

   I would suggest replying with the theme, "no biggie, i just wanted to fuck you"

Sprinkle some truth about things you physically like about her.  When she responds, don't answer back

LOL ed.  I'm with Silk on this one, sincerely assuming

by Silkthread

This is not your story.

 - but a half-arsed attempt at a spoof (sketch) on comedy gender stereotypes. Or maybe we give too much credit to you and you're really that thick, in which remotely plausible case  you better stop reading right here as you won't make much tail or head of it anyway.

 (I've only read the first few posts myself, so I'm running with that.) That bulletin list in your 2nd post reads like a synopsis of a "How To Spot A Wilted Borderline For Dummies" paperback edition, right from the "abusive marriage/family" to the "lend me your calculator so i can have a plausible excuse to knock on your door" entry with the conclusion of "Haaalp rescue me!!! or at least buy me meals so i can feel validated".

I mean it's one thing that she invites herself to her birthday meal footed by you (she might be hard up for food); another is you approach the venue on bicycles (highly commendable, low carbon footprint & all that); yet another is she changing from bicycle clothes to a tight skirt (keeping up manners / changing for supper, albeit a tad too formal & outdated if you ask me) - but you lost me at where she needed a hotel room to change back into cycling clothes from tight skirt. She could've done that in the restaurant's toilet without much ado. (That aside from the fact that a lady can cycle in a tight skirt all the same as in lycra, but whatever.) You don't need the borrowing of a hotel room for a change of attire unless you're severely physically crippled.  That whole hotel charade seems to me as a very transparent ploy at trying to lure you into getting in her pants for a fleeting moment of 'emotional gratification' (or whatever it is the borderlines seek sex for.)  Which ain't make no sense either, given you being neighbours so either home would be a lot more fuss-free venue (unless you live with parents/kids/etc. of course). 

Not sure if you're playing dumb or being dumb - the latter might be more failproof (impenetrable) to deflect manipulation though.  What advice to give - if she becomes a permanent nuisance (sounds already as that), you better borrow/hire a good-looking, young & curvy girl (to play on her insecurities) to introduce as your betrothed, that should keep her attention at bay for a while. If that fails, there are many elaborate ways to drive unwanted elements out of the neighbourhood. Good luck!

(Aye, and you owe me a paypal cheque for all that advice.)

I guess it's six of one, half dozen of the other in terms of time. Read all the posts and throw your own quips on to the pile, or try to be thoughtful for the sake of the forum weirdo.

Tinfoil Hatties are people too. XD

It being about Spatial makes the "avoiding persecution" bit make more sense. Almost grants her a motive~

Excellent post.

The advise given is only good if one wishes to waste time maintaining an ego that's prone to allowing the same errors unfold. 4 out of 5 stars for the Arse. 

Thanks.