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Why can't women treat men like cats?


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I mean if you've ever seen a women with cats, they are all luvy duby, and silly, and there isn't a care in the world.

You might think they can't do this sort of thing with men, because they have trauma or something. However, that's totally bullshit, as even after a cat scratches the fuck out of one of thier faces, they are still all lovey duby.

What gives?

Why are animals more loved than human beings?

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

I too like to be stroked and coddled in a woman's lap. I love it when she picks me up and calls me "mr.wiggums". I think she looks sexy when she gets mad that I poop outside the litterbox.

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

That title is amazing.

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

Cats don't say stupid things. They just meow. 

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

Yeah but they never shut up with thier meows.

It's meow meow meow, all the time.

You know what translates into human languages? "Me, Me, Me"

Even if men did that, they still wouldn't massage them.

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

I've never had a cat that meows nonstop. I have been around some annoying men that won't shut up though. 

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

No, I feel contempt for humanity for the most part.

I may value those who are useful to me, as long as their useful to me. 

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

 

by Reaper

 

by MrDelta

Why are animals more loved than human beings?

That's a good question.

I really don't understand how some people can value a dirty, smelly animal over a human being.

 Oh?  Do you value human beings, Reaper?

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

Not only do they pay animals more attention they spend more money on them too. 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:3S4odPM-EPAJ:ftp.iza.org/dp3242.pdf+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca

Gender differences in the percentage giving arehighest for animal welfare: the percentage of donors for that cause is about 70%higher for women than for men. In absolute terms, 4% more women than men give tothat cause.

 

Women NEVER spend money on men.

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Why can't women treat men like cats?

 

by MrDelta

Why are animals more loved than human beings?

That's a good question.

I really don't understand how some people can value a dirty, smelly animal over a human being.

I just think they're sensitive. An animal won't hurt their precious little feelings. An animal won't argue with them or betray them. 

I've realized over the years that I'm really not an animal person. Most pets just annoy the fuck out of me, especially cats.

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